Top 73 Maximum Ride Quotes
#3. Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series
James Patterson
#4. You're just here for the ride. For the incredible, indescribable Maximum Ride.
Max's Voice
James Patterson
#5. If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate
jeez. Yes, let's have more testosterone running the country.
Maximum Ride, School's Out
Forever
James Patterson
#6. It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"
-Maximum Ride
James Patterson
#7. My invite must have gotten lost in the mail," she said venomously. "But I don't mind crashing this party.
-Maximum Ride talking to Max II
James Patterson
#8. Yeah, you're sitting in a tree because you're fine. That's easy to see. I can't believe this is Maximum Ride, destroyer of despots, warrior hottie, leader of the flock! All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream!
James Patterson
#10. Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang
James Patterson
#11. People want us, or want us dead, because of what we are, not who we are. It's hard.
James Patterson
#13. Have you ever been to Colorado?"
I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?
James Patterson
#14. Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been
James Patterson
#15. I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And while I'd be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I'de be mush around an Eraser.
James Patterson
#16. You're a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers! -Fang
James Patterson
#17. They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested.
James Patterson
#18. Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here], said Fang stunned.
James Patterson
#20. You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent.
"Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah?
James Patterson
#21. Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive.
James Patterson
#22. Okeydokey," I said to myself. "Provisions, check. Clothes, check. Enough explosives to pose a legitimate threat to multiple small countries-" I eyed the duffel bags that Gazzy and Iggy had packed- "check.
James Patterson
#24. They aren't the brightest crayons in the box
-Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)
James Patterson
#26. I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.
James Patterson
#27. Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)
James Patterson
#28. I looked around. As flock leader, everyone was expecting me to make a decision. Jeb's presence here would bring uncertainty, chaos, probably danger.
It would perk up my day.
James Patterson
#29. My eyes flickered when I heard the Voice inside my head. (You mean you don't have one? You can get 'em at Target.)
James Patterson
#30. They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!
James Patterson
#31. At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.
James Patterson
#33. You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said. (Max)
James Patterson
#34. I want to be able to see stuff," Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt.
James Patterson
#35. Their mothers were nobodies," Marian (Max's mom) said. "Donor eggs. Lab workers, techs, anyone we found. That was the point- that we could create a superrace out of anything. Out of trash."
Well, you're right there," I said. "Because we are a superrace. And I did come from trash.
James Patterson
#36. What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?
James Patterson
#37. Hello, Max," he said quietly, searching my face. "How do you feel?"
Which was a ten on the "imbecilic question" scale of one to ten.
Why, I feel fine, Jeb," I said brightly. "How about you?"
Any nausea? Headache?"
Yep. And it's standing here talking to me.
James Patterson
#38. The culture war in America can best be described by the battle between workin' hard, playin' hard s - tkickers that bust our ass to make America strong by earning our own way and kickin' maximum ass versus soulless weaklings who have been brainwashed into thinking they are entitled to a free ride.
Ted Nugent
#40. I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.
James Patterson
#43. I love you Max,"Fang said ... "God, Max I love you so much."
I know. I thought. I've always known
James Patterson
#44. Save your world. Love it,protect it, respect it, and don't let the haters represent it.
James Patterson
#46. Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has ... a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?
James Patterson
#48. Gazzy: "Just Ten?"
Angel: "No."
Gazzy: "Five?"
Angel: "No.
James Patterson
#49. I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same
evil. Count me out."
Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I'd already made a huge enemy.
Dang, I'm good.
James Patterson
#51. I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.
James Patterson
#52. Then, Holden, the little Fang gang kid, came out of nowhere with an apparent death wish. He raced directly toward the maniac with the gun shrieking something that sounded like I am Starfishhh!
James Patterson
#54. Oh no! Don't drag us away from Antartica and take us to the playground of the rich and famous! Not that briar patch! -Max
James Patterson
#55. So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl. -Max
James Patterson
#56. It's okay, Ig." said Fang. "Just give it your best shot." Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.
James Patterson
#57. He gives my hand a tight squeeze, but that desperation, that urgency between us is gone. No insecurities. Max and Fang. Fang and Max. No longer a question. We just are.
James Patterson
#58. Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!
James Patterson
#59. Max:"So the first thing we're going to do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.
James Patterson
#60. Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!
James Patterson
#63. You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.
James Patterson
#64. Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!
James Patterson
#65. I called for back up," Nudge said. "The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way.
James Patterson
#66. De tall, dark vun
dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in.
Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked.
James Patterson
#67. You're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you?
He blushed modestly.
James Patterson
#68. Never fight fair, that's not how you win. Expect pain, expect to get hurt. And if you're surprised by the pain, you just lost.
James Patterson
#69. Angel screeched with fury and despair to the empty walls around her. I'm human, do you hear me? It hurts!
James Patterson
#70. It was a pretty complete list. The kind of list one makes when one cannot fall asleep because one's thoughts keep swirling through one's brain like a bunch of sparrows on crack.
James Patterson
#71. Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic.
James Patterson
#73. I fell into a deep sleep tucked in that little cocoon, a deeper sleep than I might of had in years.
Right up until someone kicked me and said Gotcha!
James Patterson
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