Maury Povich Show Quotes

#1. Life is surreal. When you step back and really take a look at it, the irony is absolute. - Author: Julieanne O'Connor

#2. Telling herself stories about herself in a singsong voice, creating her own mythology. - Author: Abraham Verghese

#3. I'm hosting a quiz show, but I never considered myself a game show host. - Author: Maury Povich

#4. The expression "follow the Brethren" has a broader meaning than some would apply to it. It means not only to agree with the counsel given to the Church by the Brethren, but also to follow their example in appearance and deportment. - Author: Ezra Taft Benson

#5. I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show. - Author: NeNe Leakes

#6. I think gun culture is disgusting but people need to think about it before they start judging. - Author: Lisa Maffia

#7. Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog. - Author: James Thurber

#8. For the love of everything evil," Satan yelled and threw his hands in the air. "What's this crap about everyone doubting me? This is not good for my ego. I'm the fucking Devil - the King - Author: Robyn Peterman

#9. What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous. - Author: Anonymous