Matthew Inman Quotes

#1. Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.

Matthew Inman

#2. When things in your life do not make sense, keep on praying. Ask God what He wants you to do, and let Him heal you on the inside. He understands that you and I are not perfect. We are works in progress, but we should let Him work within us.

Nick Vujicic

#3. Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.

Matthew Inman

#4. Other herbs such as basil, rosemary, thyme, sage, marjoram and chervil all make wonderful additions to meals and bring with them many health benefits as well. These

Stephan Domenig

#5. Patronising git.

Gabriella Poole

#6. Pretexts are not wanting when one wishes to use them.

Carlo Goldoni

#7. I have a real problem with bloat
I write like fat ladies diet.

Stephen King

#8. They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.

Matthew Inman

#9. For a while, I was nervous about portraying women because of the objectification that automatically comes with it, whether the artist intends or not.

Toyin Odutola