Matrimony Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 15 famous quotes and sayings about matrimony funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 15 Matrimony Funny Quotes

#1. The only healing I've ever known is getting back in that race car - for all us racers. - Author: Clint Bowyer
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#2. I asked of Echo 't other day (Whose words are few and often funny), What to a novice she could say Of courtship, love, and matrimony. Quoth Echo, plainly, Matter-o'-money. - Author: John Godfrey Saxe
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#3. And so then, keep on growing, My son. Keep on becoming. And keep on deciding what you want to become in the next highest version of your Self. Keep on working toward that. Keep on! Keep on! This is God Work we're up to, you and I. So keep on! - Author: Neale Donald Walsch
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#4. Hip-hop isn't as complex as a woman is. - Author: Talib Kweli
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#5. All beautiful women are murderers. You've probably heard it said before. - Author: Mike Lester
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#6. If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police. - Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
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#7. History is lived forwards but it is written in retrospect. We know the end before we consider the beginning and we can never wholly recapture what it was to know the beginning only. - Author: C.V. Wedgwood
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#8. Our relationships as experimentalists with theoretical physicists should be like those with a beautiful woman - we should accept with gratitude any favours she offers, but we should not expect too much nor believe all that is said. - Author: Lev Artsimovich
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#9. Kindness is wisdom. There is none in life But needs it and may learn. - Author: Philip James Bailey
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#10. To minds tormented by the divine thirst, it is useless to offer the most certain knowledge of the laws of numbers and the arrangement of the universe - Author: Etienne Gilson
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#11. He may not have been exactly what she wanted in a man, but he was unsurpassable in providing the rabid fandom which, at the time, she needed even more than romance. - Author: Jonathan Franzen
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#12. Our eyes meet and the rest of the world melts away. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#13. Man looks aloft, and with erected eyes Beholds his hereditary skies. - Author: Ovid
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#14. To inspire love is a woman's greatest ambition, believe me. It's the one thing woman care about and there's no woman so proud that she does not rejoice at heart in her conquests. - Author: Moliere
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#15. Alma Belasco had caught her attention. She stood - Author: Isabel Allende
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