Masturbates Quotes

#1. Clinton masturbates in the sinks.

Ann Coulter

#2. Television masturbates its audience even though the audience is not really watching. It masturbates orifices the audience doesn't have. It sticks holes in the viewer and masturbates in those holes. Then it finally gets into the brain and masturbates there, too.

James Purdy

#3. To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.

Philip Roth

#4. I picture her laughing at the pain and suffering of others. I bet she masturbates to blooper reels, disaster films and tragedies.

Nikki Sex

#5. God kills a kitten every time a girl
masturbates. Save a kitten - sleep
with me."

- Caine Deathwalker

Morgan Blayde

#6. Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1% lie about it.

Billie Joe Armstrong

#7. If a dying man masturbates, is it necrophilia?

Supervert

#8. Because you're you and I'm me, that's why." "Well, there's an argument I can't refute." I can just see his luscious smile.

Magda Alexander

#9. I knew I could make a living doing my own videos instead of making them for someone else.

Tyler Oakley

#10. The voice of the waves was now mixed with strange sounds; laughter, running feet and the clanging of great bells far out to sea. Snufkin lay still and listened. dreaming and remembering his trip round world. Soon I must set out again, he thought. But not yet.

Tove Jansson

#11. From that day on he learned to accept the
dungeon he existed in, neither seeking to escape with sudden derring-do nor beating his pate
bloody on its walls.
And, thus resigned, he returned to work.

Richard Matheson

#12. In the Middle East, the opposition is quite different than the opposition in advanced countries. In our countries, the opposition takes the form of explosions, assassinations, killings.

Muammar Al-Gaddafi

#13. Without knowing anything else about him, i already know he'd be worth the hurt.

K. Bromberg

#14. Life is not logic, life is not philosophy. Life is a dance, a song, a celebration! It is more like love and less like logic.

Rajneesh

#15. A man should stop his ears against paralyzing terror and run the race that is set before him with a single mind.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#16. Maybe that was why I wanted to slap so many of the zombies; they had no idea how freaking lucky they were. Lucky and ignorant, happy little rich kids who believed in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy and thought that life was supposed to be fair.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#17. It only seems scarey' Klaus said, as if reading his sister's thoughts, 'because of the mist.

Lemony Snicket

#18. I couldn't find any good pictures in magazines of ordinary modern street corners in America, so I persuaded this guy I knew in Sacramento - Stanley Something-or-other - to spend a day with me driving around just to take snapshots.

Robert Crumb

#19. A book is good company. It is full of conversation without loquacity. It comes to your longing with full instruction, but pursues you never.

Henry Ward Beecher