Massiminos Menu Quotes

#1. Every notion that any man, dead, living, or unborn, might form as to the universe will necessarily prove wrong

James Branch Cabell

#2. No man should tell a lie unless he is shrewd enough to recognize the time for renouncing it, if and when it comes, and knows how to renounce it gracefully.

Rex Stout

#3. My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)
I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)
My manners are mellow,
I'm sweet like the Jell-o,
I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)

Judy Schachner

#4. ... Repentance is ever the key to a better, happier life. All of us need it.

Spencer W. Kimball

#5. I don't know, I'm kinda busy. I've got a pity party scheduled for eight o'clock followed by wallowing at nine.

Mia Sheridan

#6. In his haste to devour her body, Charlie noticed that Callum hadn't even bothered to remove his jacket and tie.

Beth Ashworth

#7. I wanted shelves for my books, and a finer chair for this desk. Of course there should be another library. What was a house to me if it did not possess a library?

Anne Rice

#8. A photograph is an invitation to look - and to look at looking.

John Paul Caponigro

#9. Part of the problem with a war on poverty today is that many Americans have decided that being poor is a character defect, not an economic condition.

Anna Quindlen

#10. Okay so I just caught the look you shot me over your shoulder and you need to know that I can't even breathe right now.

T. Torrest

#11. When you raise the price of employment, guess what happens? You get less of it. Why do we want to make it harder for small employers to hire people?

John Boehner

#12. The care of rivers is not a question of rivers but of the human heart.

Shozo Tanaka

#13. The RNC was run so badly you could walk through their deepest competence and not get your ankles wet.

John Fund