Masquerade Funny Quotes

#1. When you follow a star you know you will never reach that star; rather it will guide you to where you want to go ... So it is with the world. It will only ever lead you back to yourself.

Jeanette Winterson

#2. You can still wear trousers and show off your ankles - which are a nice body part on everyone.

Natalie Massenet

#3. It is not talking but walking that will bring us to heaven.

Matthew Henry

#4. The bonds formed in boyhood can last a man for lifetime.

George R R Martin

#5. Where God's Spirit does not reign, there is no humility, and men ever swell with inward pride.

John Calvin

#6. Why isn't someone smarter than us doing this?

Michael Lewis

#7. People are always going to find the ones with the weird like buzz-worthy thing about a movie and like run with it.

Kristen Stewart

#8. All prisons are brimming over with innocence. It is those who cram their fellows into them, in the name of empty ideas, who are the only guilty ones.

Jean Anouilh

#9. I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it.

Melyssa Winchester

#10. Longing for the ideal while criticizing the real is evidence of immaturity. On the other hand, settling for the real without striving for the ideal is complacency. Maturity is living with the tension.

Rick Warren

#11. Optimistic lies have such immense therapeutic value that a doctor who cannot tell them convincingly has mistaken his profession.

George Bernard Shaw

#12. Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike.

Ronald Steel

#13. I read 'The Great Gatsby' in high school and was hypnotized by the beauty of the sentences and moved by the story about the irrevocability of lost love.

Tom Perrotta

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Michael Connelly

#15. The principles of all genuine liberty, and of wise laws and administrations are to be drawn from the Bible and sustained by its authority. The man therefore who weakens or destroys the divine authority of that book may be assessory to all the public disorders which society is doomed to suffer.

Noah Webster