Mason Cooley Quotes

#1. Both faith and cynicism make judgment too easy.

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#2. In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.

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#3. Hypocrisy is the outside of cynicism.

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#4. Swindlers are notoriously gullible.

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#5. Shameless: Punish me for my desire if you will. It burns still.

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#6. Memory is imagination pinned down.

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#7. The aim of literary ambition is to demonstrate one's greatness of soul.

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#8. Self-reform is the only kind that works.

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#9. Without a little negligence, life would be intolerable.

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#10. Fears and lies intensify consciousness.

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#11. The rich are happier than we are, and should be.

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#12. Aphorisms know the angles, but not the structure.

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#13. Bad faith likes discourse on friendship and loyalty.

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#14. Sleaze is a point by point refutation of elegance.

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#15. Fulfillment is often more trouble than it is worth.

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#16. Home again, I can groan, scratch, and talk to myself.

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#17. Nudity is the costume of lovers and corpses.

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#18. The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.

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#19. Reality is the name we give to our disappointments.

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#20. Prudence suspects that happiness is a bait set by risk.

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#21. Every work of art changes its predecessors.

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#22. Music dissolves the straight and narrow.

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#23. In youth, love and art. In age, investments and antiques.

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#24. The Simple Life is not a simple life.

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#25. The novel avoids the sublime and seeks out the interesting.

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#26. Symbolism erects a facade of respectability to hide the indecency of dreams.

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#27. Many have never felt strong, but everyone knows what it is to feel weak.

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#28. Never try to leap from a standstill.

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#29. Never ask a bore a question.

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#30. The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.

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#31. Opportunity often goes begging. Luck, never.

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#32. Habit keeps my life going, with occasional pushes from desire.

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#33. Magic lives in curves, not angles.

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#34. Couples who come to understand one another often part.

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#35. As a youth, I sought out decadence; as an elder, I try to avoid decay.

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#36. Your flattery is as full of contempt as your insults were.

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#37. If you are going to break a Law of Art, make the crime interesting.

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#38. Pride sings and dances; humility sighs.

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#39. When love ends, the beloved is no longer standing on a pedestal, but in a hole.

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#40. My nostalgia is for the impossible.

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#41. Shaw writes as if it were always midday.

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#42. Now that I see you understand me so well, I will avoid you.

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#43. In love as in art, good technique helps.

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#44. The writer is always courted by invitations from the all-too- familiar.

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#45. Life is what it makes you.

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#46. Health can be squandered, but not stored up.

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#47. Loving, not the beloved, is the joy of love. The beloved, knowing this, most resolutely declines to be grateful.

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#48. To be thoroughly modern, an aphorism should trail off vaguely rather than coming to a point.

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#49. Boredom is the only sure cure for neurosis.

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#50. Guilt agonizes over trifles, ignores habitual wrongdoing.

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#51. Sentimentality is the respect the cold-hearted pay to feeling.

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#52. Folly always knows the answer.

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#53. Boast quietly, with decorum.

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#54. A restaurant with candles and flowers evokes more reveries than the Isle of Bali does.

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#55. The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.

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#56. 'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

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#57. When love ends, we cry out against destiny. When friendship ends, we cry out against our friend.

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#58. The vices of youth now exceed my powers, but not my fancy.

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#59. The mind scolds the heart, which makes excuses and goes its own way.

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#60. When my expectations are exactly fulfilled, I feel that something uncanny has happened.

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#61. After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere.

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#62. Children now expect their parents to audition for approval.

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#63. Wealth makes the laws that poverty must obey.

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#64. Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer.

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#65. Nonsense is socially OK, but not stupidity.

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#66. Inevitably, almost everything we say is either quotation or paraphrase.

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#67. If I can't serve as a role model, let me serve as a warning.

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#68. In new situations, I look carefully at appearances. In familiar ones, I glance.

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#69. Small faults and virtues are for daily life. The big ones are for emergencies.

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#70. The eros of advertising is lurid but not specific.

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#71. The familiar changes as we cling to it.

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#72. Great men wait for the right moment to abandon caution. The rest of us abandon it when impatience becomes too much for us.

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#73. I win on my merits; my opponents win by cheating.

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#74. Always assume that a lucky hit will not be repeated.

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#75. Passion impels our deeds; ideology supplies the explanations.

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#76. The trouble with the young people today is that it is they who are young.

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#77. The higher the moral tone, the more suspect the speaker.

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#78. A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.

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#79. Self-pity dries up our sympathy for others.

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#80. The beginning sets the rules.

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#81. Reason argues the case, but fact may determine the judgment.

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#82. The aftermath of joy is not usually more joy.

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#83. Snarls and sobs show that a love affair is getting serious.

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#84. The passion for money is never fickle.

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#85. Pessimists fear becoming the dupes of Hope. Optimists enjoy Hope's company, and consider being duped no great matter.

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#86. Self-esteem is not based on itself.

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#87. Imprudence gets us into more trouble than actual misdeeds do.

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#88. Some eras worship infancy; some, the aged. None as yet has adored middle age.

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#89. Without the blessing of cowardice, the world would long since have been torn to bits.

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#90. No need to be sentimental to mourn the loss of Paradise.

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#91. Rage against the world, if you like, but quietly, or the Guardians will awake.

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#92. Courage overrides self-doubt, but does not end it.

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#93. Sloth, not ill-will, makes me unjust.

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#94. Somehow the body keeps life going despite the ravaging negations of the mind.

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#95. If you do not throw in a few promises of better things to come, gloomy one, I am going to take you back to the library.

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#96. Complaining is the favorite pastime of millions.

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#97. No one could be the way I remember my father.

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#98. Rule of science: only exclude purpose, and Nature will reveal her causes.

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#99. Cruel impulses stir all about my kindly heart.

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#100. Once discover comfort, and there is no turning back.

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