
Top 100 Mason Cooley Quotes
#1. Without the blessing of cowardice, the world would long since have been torn to bits.
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#2. Passion impels our deeds; ideology supplies the explanations.
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#3. Always assume that a lucky hit will not be repeated.
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#4. I win on my merits; my opponents win by cheating.
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#5. Great men wait for the right moment to abandon caution. The rest of us abandon it when impatience becomes too much for us.
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#7. The eros of advertising is lurid but not specific.
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#8. Small faults and virtues are for daily life. The big ones are for emergencies.
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#9. In new situations, I look carefully at appearances. In familiar ones, I glance.
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#10. If I can't serve as a role model, let me serve as a warning.
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#11. Inevitably, almost everything we say is either quotation or paraphrase.
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#12. Nonsense is socially OK, but not stupidity.
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#13. Sentimentality is the respect the cold-hearted pay to feeling.
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#14. Wealth makes the laws that poverty must obey.
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#15. Children now expect their parents to audition for approval.
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#16. After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere.
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#17. When my expectations are exactly fulfilled, I feel that something uncanny has happened.
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#18. The mind scolds the heart, which makes excuses and goes its own way.
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#19. The vices of youth now exceed my powers, but not my fancy.
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#20. When love ends, we cry out against destiny. When friendship ends, we cry out against our friend.
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#21. 'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'
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#22. The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.
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#23. A restaurant with candles and flowers evokes more reveries than the Isle of Bali does.
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#26. Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer.
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#27. Once discover comfort, and there is no turning back.
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#28. Cruel impulses stir all about my kindly heart.
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#29. Rule of science: only exclude purpose, and Nature will reveal her causes.
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#30. No one could be the way I remember my father.
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#31. Complaining is the favorite pastime of millions.
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#32. If you do not throw in a few promises of better things to come, gloomy one, I am going to take you back to the library.
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#33. Somehow the body keeps life going despite the ravaging negations of the mind.
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#35. Courage overrides self-doubt, but does not end it.
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#36. Rage against the world, if you like, but quietly, or the Guardians will awake.
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#37. No need to be sentimental to mourn the loss of Paradise.
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#38. The trouble with the young people today is that it is they who are young.
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#39. Some eras worship infancy; some, the aged. None as yet has adored middle age.
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#40. Imprudence gets us into more trouble than actual misdeeds do.
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#42. Pessimists fear becoming the dupes of Hope. Optimists enjoy Hope's company, and consider being duped no great matter.
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#44. Snarls and sobs show that a love affair is getting serious.
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#45. The aftermath of joy is not usually more joy.
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#46. Reason argues the case, but fact may determine the judgment.
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#48. Self-pity dries up our sympathy for others.
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#49. A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
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#50. The higher the moral tone, the more suspect the speaker.
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#51. When love ends, the beloved is no longer standing on a pedestal, but in a hole.
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#52. The novel avoids the sublime and seeks out the interesting.
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#54. In youth, love and art. In age, investments and antiques.
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#56. Every work of art changes its predecessors.
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#57. Prudence suspects that happiness is a bait set by risk.
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#58. Reality is the name we give to our disappointments.
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#59. The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.
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#60. Nudity is the costume of lovers and corpses.
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#61. Home again, I can groan, scratch, and talk to myself.
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#62. Fulfillment is often more trouble than it is worth.
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#63. Both faith and cynicism make judgment too easy.
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#64. Bad faith likes discourse on friendship and loyalty.
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#65. Aphorisms know the angles, but not the structure.
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#66. The rich are happier than we are, and should be.
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#68. Without a little negligence, life would be intolerable.
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#70. The aim of literary ambition is to demonstrate one's greatness of soul.
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#72. Shameless: Punish me for my desire if you will. It burns still.
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#75. In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.
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#76. Sleaze is a point by point refutation of elegance.
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#77. Guilt agonizes over trifles, ignores habitual wrongdoing.
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#78. Boredom is the only sure cure for neurosis.
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#79. To be thoroughly modern, an aphorism should trail off vaguely rather than coming to a point.
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#80. Loving, not the beloved, is the joy of love. The beloved, knowing this, most resolutely declines to be grateful.
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#81. Health can be squandered, but not stored up.
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#83. The writer is always courted by invitations from the all-too- familiar.
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#85. Now that I see you understand me so well, I will avoid you.
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#88. Symbolism erects a facade of respectability to hide the indecency of dreams.
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#90. If you are going to break a Law of Art, make the crime interesting.
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#91. Your flattery is as full of contempt as your insults were.
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#92. As a youth, I sought out decadence; as an elder, I try to avoid decay.
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#93. Couples who come to understand one another often part.
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#95. Habit keeps my life going, with occasional pushes from desire.
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#96. Opportunity often goes begging. Luck, never.
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#97. The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.
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#100. Many have never felt strong, but everyone knows what it is to feel weak.
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