Mashao And Dzichauya Quotes

#1. CHAPTER XV* SHEWING HOW VERY FOND OF OLIVER TWIST, THE MERRY OLD JEW AND MISS NANCY WERE

Charles Dickens

#2. It was colder than a nun's vagina outside,

Karina Halle

#3. Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist?
Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man at no time at all.

Toba Beta

#4. There was not a member of the Constitutional Convention who had the least objection to what is contended for by the advocates for a Bill of Rights and trial by jury.

George Washington

#5. Gifts, believe me, captivate both men and Gods, Jupiter himself was won over and appeased by gifts.

Ovid

#6. Dammit, I'm dying here.

No, worse, I'm already dead. Wheel me off to the fucking coroner's office, and mark down cause of death: Keely's dirty mind and miraculous cunt.

Roxy Sloane

#7. I'm pretty stubborn.

Bart Stupak

#8. To realize that our knowledge is ignorance, This is a noble insight. To regard our ignorance as knowledge, This is mental sickness. Only when we are sick of the sickness Shall we cease to be sick. The Sage is not sick, being sick of sickness; This is the secret of health.

Laozi

#9. How does he do that? No matter how stupid I act or feel, all he has to do is smile that perfect smile and it erases everything.

Jennifer Murgia