Mash Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 16 Mash Funny Quotes

#1. 500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it doesn't appeal to business customers because it doesn't have a keyboard. Which makes it not a very good email machine. - Author: Steve Ballmer
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#2. All through school, I was losing hundreds of pounds in school, so that's a journey - that's an old journey. I'm tired of that. I know that road. - Author: Luther Vandross
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#3. My sister and I said, Dad, are you doing to do anything about that? And he mentioned treatments other people sent him that he'd been working on. So we thought it would be kind of cool to give these guys a real script. - Author: Rae Dawn Chong
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#4. I'm a lucky person. Thank God. And I'm conflicted. Thank God. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#5. Inspiration was a temperamental guest. It dropped in unannounced, then left without so much as a goodbye, slipping out a window in the dead of night or sauntering out the front door, leaving the house empty, drafty, and cold. - Author: Eric Wilson
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#6. When I am back in old Blighty, I am surrounded by the old and familiar concerns: New Labour, Europe, the Middle East and the rest. If you live in Britain, you will know what I mean - except you won't, because you will take it for granted that this is what the world is all about. - Author: Martin Jacques
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#7. No, this was Philly. Drunks here boo Santa and get in more trouble than a dog with an Easter basket, and like the dog, they usually end up either sick or dead. Ah yes, another lovely eve in the big city. - Author: Kym Grosso
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#8. I'm a simple man without a lot of complicated twists and turns. Look down my throat and you can see out my ass. - Author: Liu Cixin
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#9. I wasn't in the drama department, but I auditioned anyway and he not only cast me but also included a few sketches that I wrote, which really sparked my pursuit of comedy. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#10. Understandable, really. Moist is a terrible word." "So true. It should only be used to describe the consistency of cake. - Author: Helena Hunting
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#11. Lack of love from parents often motivates their children to go searching for love in other relationships. This search is often misguided and leads to further disappointment. - Author: Gary Chapman
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#12. I'm not a fussy eater, but when I'm travelling, I try to stick to the same regime and just have my chicken and my mash and broccoli. Otherwise, you start eating all these funny delicacies, and it makes your tummy turn upside down. - Author: Ella Henderson
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#13. There's a lot of symbolism to your return. Is that going to be enough to reinvigorate the company with a sense of magic? - Author: Steve Jobs
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#14. The trouble with military rule is that every colonel or general is soon full of ambition. The navy takes over today and the army tomorrow. - Author: Yakubu Gowon
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#15. The protector inside me was frowning while the predator soaked up her discomfort with glee. - Author: Penny Reid
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#16. The modern world is not given to uncritical admiration. It expects its idols to have feet of clay and can be reasonably sure that the press and camera will report their exact dimensions. - Author: Barbara Ward, Baroness Jackson Of Lodsworth
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