Top 2 Martinis Are Like Breasts Quotes

#1. Martinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many

Herb Caen

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#2. Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never enough and three are too many

Charles Dubow

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