Marjoe Gortner Quotes

#1. If you're going to get into big time religion, these are the games you have to play. You go into it as a business and you work it as a business.

Marjoe Gortner

#2. Cut your coat according to your cloth.

John Heywood

#3. I wrote my book 'The Amorous Busboy Of Decatur Avenue' completely like a writer does, writing it down, re-writing everything. But in my stand-up, I improvise initially, never questioning it too closely.

Robert Klein

#4. Through Christ's satisfaction for sin, the very nature of afflictions changed with regard to believers. As death, which was, at first, the wages of sin, is now become a bed of rest (Is. 57:2); so afflictions are not the rod of God's anger, but the gentle medicine of a tender father.

Tobias Crisp

#5. It's the same at a rock-and-roll concert. You have an opening number with a strong entrance; then you go through a lot of the old standards, building up to your hit song at the end.

Marjoe Gortner

#6. The reason the government sells the census as your ticket to getting goodies - rather than as your civic duty - is that distributing goodies is now all the government does.

Tom G. Palmer

#7. Use pain as a stepping stone, not a camp ground.

Alan Cohen

#8. Why shouldn't I milk it? We're an agricultural institution.

Jim Valvano

#9. Each year we look for a big name that is attractive to the public and pleasant for the girls.

Marcello Mastroianni

#10. He dropped his pants and went at it looking like Winnie-the-Pooh in his red polo shirt.

Jodie Beau

#11. Art is a point of view, and a genius way of looking at things.

Henry James

#12. Socrates asked the key question:
why should we be moral?

Arundhati Roy

#13. Christians must focus on Jesus Christ.

Lailah Gifty Akita