Mantzoukas Quotes

#1. It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's quick with whatever, but it's fun to watch someone be so quick and so stupid simultaneously.

Jackie Schaffer

#2. But looking back, the fact was that I had a couple of big hits too quickly and it was simply too much for an introvert like me to handle.

Paula Cole

#3. She was no longer a slow dreamer watching the flowers grow. She was a warrior now. Warriors need something to fight for though, beside their lives, because otherwise their lives will not be worth it.

Francesca Lia Block

#4. Within you exists the same power that rests with the Universe, for you are not separate from the source you pray to.

Pooja Ruprell

#5. It hurts just as much as it is worth.

Zadie Smith

#6. There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind of class clown that also cracked the teacher up. I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny.

Jason Mantzoukas

#7. I cannot say that the attitude of the United Nations always is for the Israeli attitude. Israel, I think, has been under severe attacks by members of the United Nations many times.

Ariel Sharon

#8. I would do anything to keep her safe. Kill. Heal. Die. Anything. Because she was my everything
- Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#9. By the way, I don't mean to pick nits here, but Obama has just ordered the flag at half-mast for 10 days for Mandela. He did not order the flag at half-mast at all for Lady Thatcher.

Rush Limbaugh

#10. Your destiny is just waiting for you to show up

Jillian Michaels

#11. Being able to laugh is sexy in a man or woman.

Rachel Stevens

#12. Two of my theatres are 1930s and the other five are by Sprague, the greatest Edwardian architect of the lot. They've needed a lot of work doing to them but they were built very well.

Cameron Mackintosh

#13. A good comedy with a purpose behind it is exhilarating.

Jason Mantzoukas

#14. People know my background and for people who need an improviser, I'm one of the people they think to use if I'm appropriate for the part.

Jason Mantzoukas

#15. Fae warriors: invaluable in a fight - and raging pains in her ass at all other times.

Sarah J. Maas

#16. Maybe it's just my improv and sketch background, but I'm a lot more comfortable in a group. I like sharing focus and populating an ensemble.

Jason Mantzoukas

#17. When I was a child, I was referred to as the Danny Kaye of the family, because I was always impersonating and mimicking people. I was a song and dance man.

Jason Mantzoukas

#18. Be who you are. / Give what you have.

Rose Auslander