Mallard Quotes

#1. Man sees what he knows, not what he sees

Short story, The Mallard

S.L. Northey

#2. Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.

Laura Schlessinger

#3. Everything good is on the highway.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4. Everything characters say or do is a clue to their personalities, their histories, and the forces that motivate them.

William G. Tapply

#5. Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

Ted Nugent

#6. My idea of fast food is a mallard.

Ted Nugent

#7. If you look at little kids and wild animals, these are two groups of things that whenever I'm with them forces me to be in the moment.

Dominic Monaghan

#8. Such avian silence is punctuated only by the occasional plunk of a trout sinking an ovipositioning daddy longlegs, and the hysterical cackle of a Mallard that finally gets last night's joke.

Bruce Beckham

#9. Mathematics is nothing more, nothing less, than the exact part of our thinking.

L. E. J. Brouwer

#10. She felt a tightness in her chest and sent for Dr Simcox.
'What's the trouble?'
'Look out there, that's the trouble! It's so green and quiet and it's always bloody raining.'
'That's England, Mrs Mallard-Greene. I'm afraid there's no known cure for it.

John Mortimer