Malfunctioning Computer Quotes

#1. Film has to describe and show.

Ralph Bakshi

#2. We don't preach salvation. We preach forgiveness.

Leonard Ravenhill

#3. HELLO? HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? I-WANT-TO-TALK-TO-HARRY-POTTER!

J.K. Rowling

#4. The world is poisoned with erroneous theories, and needs to be taught sane doctrines, but it is difficult to straighten what has become crooked.

Frances Xavier Cabrini

#5. Follow Your Dreams!

Marica Vance

#6. There is no other way of guarding against adulation, than to make people understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth. On the other hand, when everyone feels at liberty to tell you the truth, they will be apt to be lacking in respect to you.

Niccolo Machiavelli

#7. With a lot of those 'S.N.L.' shorts, we would do them just as we wanted to do them and then beep out the bad words. Since it was late night T.V., they let us get away with a lot.

Akiva Schaffer

#8. Everybody's still talking about diplomacy and I'm very hopeful that as long as we talk about diplomacy, as long as we're not talking about enforcement measures, sanctions, et cetera, we are on the right track. But we need to accelerate the process.

Mohamed ElBaradei

#9. It sucked me first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea our two bloods mingled be;

John Donne

#10. Of all affairs, communication is the most wonderful.

John Dewey

#11. In the face of such hopelessness as our eventual, unavoidable death, there is little sense in not at least trying to accomplish all of your wildest dreams in life.

Kevin Smith

#12. Opposite Willem that afternoon is a Thom Gunn poem: "Their relationship consisted / In discussing if it existed." Underneath, someone has written in black market, "Dont worry man I cant get no pussy either.

Hanya Yanagihara

#13. You need names to get the movie made.

Laverne Cox

#14. They have the idea that non-commutative algebra should remind one of commutative algebra, but the former is more sophisticated. I believe that non-commutative algebra is just as simple, but it is different.

Israel Gelfand

#15. I can cook really complicated recipes, but it takes a real talent to do the perfect egg.

Christine Teigen