Top 38 M M Candy Bar Sayings

#1. We had a few issues to work out in the beginning. He made me quit smoking. I made him eat a candy bar.

C.L.Stone

M M Candy Bar Sayings #7660
#2. If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good.

Louise Hay

M M Candy Bar Sayings #59194
#3. When I started Dylan's Candy Bar in 2001, I wanted it to be a place that merged my love of pop culture, fashion, art and music with candy. Since then, we have been fortunate to pioneer artistic partnerships with many legends.

Dylan Lauren

M M Candy Bar Sayings #112005
#4. I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.

Mitch Hedberg

M M Candy Bar Sayings #153540
#5. If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes you fat.

Ben Bernanke

M M Candy Bar Sayings #174499
#6. You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

George Carlin

M M Candy Bar Sayings #195985
#7. After watching my first World Series in 1977, I wanted to be Reggie Jackson. I bought a big Reggie poster. I ate Reggie candy bars. I entered a phase during which I insisted on having the same style of glasses Reggie had: gold wire frames with the double bar across.

Eric Liu

M M Candy Bar Sayings #209905
#8. I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"

Mitch Hedberg

M M Candy Bar Sayings #226425
#9. I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar, and a guy named Reese comes by and says, "Gimme that", you better hand it over.

Mitch Hedberg

M M Candy Bar Sayings #233809
#10. Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b
witch if she doesn't eat a candy bar during a stressful moment.

Abbi Glines

M M Candy Bar Sayings #280425
#11. I think it's sinful to give the audience material it knows already, whether the material is about race relations or the car culture or the depiction and placement of a candy bar.

Manny Farber

M M Candy Bar Sayings #282487
#12. The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

Mitch Hedberg

M M Candy Bar Sayings #344200
#13. He handed her the other half of his candy bar.
She stared at it like it was a brick of gold. "I'm on a diet." But she took it. "A see-food diet, apparently. I see food and I eat it.

Jill Shalvis

M M Candy Bar Sayings #370231
#14. I used to live on one candy bar a day - it cost a nickel. I always remember the candy bar was called Payday. That was my payday. And that candy bar tasted so good, at night I would take one bite, and it was so beautiful.

Charles Bukowski

M M Candy Bar Sayings #379077
#15. If I were a candy bar I'd want to be a snicker, because then I'd have the last laugh!!

Neil Leckman

M M Candy Bar Sayings #389739
#16. And that is the real elephant in the room. The monkey in my wrench. The worm in my candy bar ...

J. Kenner

M M Candy Bar Sayings #413855
#17. I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.

Ron Ben-Israel

M M Candy Bar Sayings #488206
#18. Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

Mira Grant

M M Candy Bar Sayings #594987
#19. Candy bar companies, through commercials, have tied their products to low-energy cues, transforming what was once a dessert into a pick-me-up for cubicle dwellers.

Charles Duhigg

M M Candy Bar Sayings #651282
#20. In fact, two slices of whole wheat bread increase blood sugar to a higher level than a candy bar does. And then, after about two hours, your blood sugar plunges and you get shaky, your brain feels foggy, you're hungry.

William Davis

M M Candy Bar Sayings #676113
#21. Ten minutes later she'd swore that she was never going to eat another Butterfinger candy bar as long as she lived and that if Danny Jenkins tried to show her his baby maker that she was going to hit him in the head with a stick. Thankfully

R.L. Mathewson

M M Candy Bar Sayings #703550
#22. Hey, don't apologize. We all have shit to deal with. I have the same reaction sometimes, too. (Syn)
I find that hard to believe. (Shahara)
It's true. You ever want to see me really wig out? Hand me a candy bar. (Syn)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

M M Candy Bar Sayings #735941
#23. I want steak," he said, stopping to look at her. "And shrimp. And lobster. And pancakes. And a candy bar".
"I'm sorry, you'll have to settle for a couple of sandwiches".
Thomas sighed."Figures".

James Dashner

M M Candy Bar Sayings #755795
#24. Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a can of sugar-sweetened soda or eating a sugary candy bar.

William Davis

M M Candy Bar Sayings #939290
#25. If I played in New York, they'd name a candy bar after me.

Reggie Jackson

M M Candy Bar Sayings #960764
#26. Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

Glenn Beck

M M Candy Bar Sayings #991111
#27. Whoever thought to name a candy bar Butterfinger has either never seen Last Tango In Paris or seen it far too many times.

Dana Gould

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1036359
#28. You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy bar?"
"Everything," I said. "I just ate everything.

Janet Evanovich

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1044212
#29. Retail chains charge tens of thousands of dollars to place a particular candy bar in the racks near the register. Very few people, after all, head into

Steve Almond

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1103382
#30. By the way, could we all agree on the cash value of a tooth? I remember finding a shiny quarter under my pillow for my first tooth and being excited that I could buy a candy bar.

Jim Gaffigan

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1185906
#31. Yeah, that's exactly how I feel when I'm around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it out and replace it with something that sounds a whole lot less like sex and a candy bar ad.

Elle Lothlorien

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1191530
#32. I was just a kid. I think I stole a candy bar. I remember feeling so terrible. It was the worst shock. I was probably 7. That's my least favorite feeling: guilt.

Amy Sedaris

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1320477
#33. Shane was sitting on the curb next to the old, cracked gas pumps, eating a candy bar. Claire plopped down next to him. "Half?" she asked.
"And now I know you're my girlfriend, since you're not afraid to demand community property," he said, and pulled off the uneaten half to hand it over.

Rachel Caine

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1393460
#34. She didn't want the medi-techs. She wanted a fucking candy bar. [ ... ] She reached down [ ... ] and chose a Galaxy bar [ ... ] "I'm going home." "You didn't pay for that," Francois shouted after her. "Fuck you, Frank," she shouted back and kept going.

J.D. Robb

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1660166
#35. My mom would never ride an ATV,' he said. 'But you did.'

'Is that a good thing?' I asked.

He traced my lips with his fingertip. 'Yes.'

My body melted like a candy bar on the dashboard.

Sandra Byrd

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1679277
#36. Man is eating the earth up like a candy bar.

Anne Sexton

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1710538
#37. If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned the wrapper to the wall, is that art, performance art, both, or neither?

Jarod Kintz

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1766404
#38. Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the mud,he's got to pay3 more pennies when he buys a candy bar.

Jim Rohn

M M Candy Bar Sayings #1816721

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