Top 100 Lynda Barry Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Lynda Barry

#1. Those words are from Lynda Barry's novel 'Cruddy.' I've carried them with me for some time. There's a lot in my life I wasn't expecting. One is the realization that I stood at this pulpit and delivered a reading for my own graduation ... 15 years ago. Unexpectedly, I'm old.

Jack Dorsey

#2. The best visual book I can think of is Lynda Barry's What It Is, but although I refer to it all the time it's not a creative writing book per se.

Jeff VanderMeer

#3. No matter what, expect the unexpected. And whenever possible BE the unexpected.

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#4. The happy ending is hardly important, though we may be glad it's there. The real joy is knowing that if you felt the trouble in the story, your kingdom isn't dead.

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#5. At the center of everything we call 'the arts,' and children call 'play,' is something which seems somehow alive.

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#6. In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life.

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#7. It's not hard for me to be funny in front of people, but most of that is just horrified nerves taking the form of what makes people laugh, and afterwards I'd always feel dreadfully depressed, kind of self-induced bi-polar disorder.

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#8. For 'Picture This,' I wanted it to be a drawing book that didn't have any instructions about drawing, beyond the real simple stuff you'd find like in a Bazooka bubblegum wrapper, or in 'Highlights' magazine. I just wanted it to be feelings about looking and seeing and pictures.

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#9. My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.

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#10. I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.

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#11. No, she answered, one is of tin, and one of straw; one is a girl and another a Lion. None of them is fit to work, so you may tear them into small pieces.

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#12. I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading.

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#13. But paper and ink have conjuring abilities of their own. arrangements of lines and shapes, of letters and words on a series of pages make a world we can dwell and travel in.

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#14. You may be a lady but your are still the man!

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#15. Once i knew the blinking cat could not really blink, was just paper and ink.

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#16. You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump? That was my whole body.

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#17. Love will make a way out of no way.

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#18. Then how can you ever know about the beautiful goodness of Mud? How bad it wants to be things. How bad it wants to get on your legs and arms and take your footprints and handprints and how bad it wants you to make it alive! Mud is always ready to play with you. Seriously you should try it!

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#19. He's picked clean! Eaten by cats!

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#20. Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed.

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#21. If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.

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#22. It is true that I am a person with black pockets of evil and hatred in my heart. There are underground places inside of me

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#23. Part of a horror movie has to be a bit fakey for me to really enjoy it. The new ones are so realistic that they distract me from the ride through the horror.

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#24. What is an idea made of? Of future, past and also meanwhile.

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#25. Whenever I do a book, I'm usually guided by a question or something that I'm trying to tease out.

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#26. What is an imaginary friend? are there also imaginary enemies?

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#27. If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.If you say "No! I don't want it right now," that's when you'll get it for sure. Love will make a way out of no way. Love is an exploding cigar which we willingly smoke.

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#28. I tried to be like the richer kids as much as I could because I wanted to live on their streets, at least hang out on their streets and eat their amazing food and walk barefoot on their shag carpets. I became something of a pest in that way, and in general, other people's parents didn't like me.

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#29. I believe [images] are the soul's immune system and transit system.

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#30. My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of it, but I can't do anything about it - my work is very much connected to something I need to do in order to feel stable.

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#31. What year is it in your imagination?

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#32. The point of the daily diary exercise is not to record what you already know about what happened to you in the last 24 hours. Instead, it's an invitation to the back of your mind to come forward and reveal to you the perishable images about the day you didn't notice you noticed at all.

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#33. I am about as detailed as a shadow.

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#34. Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?

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#35. [Lynda's mother] You're stupid and you don't know it, that's you're problem. You talk, talk, talk, all the time. No one wants to listen to an idiot.

[Young Lynda] Uh. OK. Thanks, Mom.

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#36. When we finish a book, why do we hold it in both hands and gaze at it as if it were somehow alive?

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#37. I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

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#38. I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

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#39. Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

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#40. Mr. Harmong is the cheapest chinztiest most pig-lipped tightwad skanked-out lardo king landlord of all time.

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#41. Remember when you were in school and the teacher would put a picture under an overhead projector so you could see it on the wall? God, I loved that. Tellya the truth, I used to look at that beam of light and think it was God.

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#42. If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down.

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#43. I do love to eavesdrop. It's inspirational, not only for subject matter but for actual dialogue, the way people talk.

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#44. When you learn about stories in school, you get it backward. You start to think 'Oh, the reason these things are in stories is because a book said I need to put these things in there.' You need a death, as my husband says, and you need a little sidekick with a saying like 'Skivel-dee-doo!'

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#45. The thing that really struck me when I went to junior high was class. I grew up on a pretty poor street, but the school district I was in included some fine neighborhoods - so I got to know a couple of the kids from those places and went to their houses and experienced such culture shock.

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#46. When you think about it, giving up your 'real' personality is a small price to pay for the richness of 'living happily ever after' with an actual man!

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#47. The strips are nearly effortless unless I am really emotionally upset, a wreck.

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#48. I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.

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#49. [Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool!
Take me on!
Ya ugly knuckle butted dogface underpants!
You think I'm playin'?

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#50. When you are little, you will draw pictures for no reason.

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#51. The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry.

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#52. You'll never call him Fifi again.

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#53. You may be a lady but you are still the man!

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#54. No one stopped me from playing when I was alone, but there were times when I wasn't able to, though I wanted to ... There were times when nothing played back. Writers call it 'writer's block.' For kids there are other names for that feeling, though kids don't usually know them.

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#55. You can't know what a book is about until the very end. This is true of a book we're reading or writing.

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#56. Kids don't plan to play. They don't go: 'Barbie, Ken, you ready to play? It's gonna be a three-act.'

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#57. Like say if the mom and dad of god said he could never get dirty. There would be no world!

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#58. Same circus, different clowns, and without a doubt I'm one of them.

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#59. I've gotten a lot of livid letters about the awfulness of my work. I've never known what to make of it. Why do people bother to write if they hate what I do?

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#60. The minute you understand racism, you're responsible for being racist. It's like eating from the tree of knowledge.

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#61. As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice on me help me I am disintigrating.

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#62. For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness.

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#63. But when the thing that is scaring you is already Jesus, who are you supposed to pray to?

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#64. 'What It Is' was based on this class I've been teaching for 10 years - I wanted to write a book about writing that didn't mention stuff like story structure, protagonists, and all those things that we know about only because they already exist in stories.

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#65. A man who has been dead for a week in a hot trailer looks more like a man than you would first expect.

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#66. Playing and fun are not the same thing, though when we grow up we may forget that and find ourselves mixing up playing with happiness. There can be a kind of amnesia about the seriousness of playing, especially when we played by ourselves.

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#67. I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.

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#68. This ability to exist in pieces is what some adults call resilience. And I suppose in some way it is a kind of resilience, a horrible resilience that makes adults believe children forget trauma.

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#69. Race and class are the easiest divisions. It's very stupid.

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#70. I am hell with a knife and there is nothing I can really do about it but try and keep my mouth shut and try not to let it show.

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#71. It's much easier to teach writing, because people are less shy about writing. If they're in a group, nobody can see what they're writing. When you're drawing, people get a little more nervous.

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#72. When I was working on 'Freddie,' I had been trying to write it on a computer for many, many years, but that delete button just won't let anything go forward.

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#73. When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.

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#74. I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.

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#75. Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

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#76. There was a beautiful time in the beginning when I just did it and didn't analyze the consequences, but I think that time ends in everyone's work.

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#77. 'Good Times' is a story about the loss of innocence, how adults are responsible for their actions but children aren't.

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#78. I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals.

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#79. My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple.

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#80. Sometimes I think I'm the craziest person on the planet.

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#81. You have to be willing to spend time making things for no known reason.

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#82. Above me soft footsteps, the sound through the ceiling of a teenager haunted by a door to the night. My cousin Maybonne lights up a Salem, blows ghosts to the darkness, be it ever so humble, there's no place like home.

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#83. It's one thing to have a relationship, to lay your hands on it, and another to make it continue and last. That's something I haven't talked about much in my comic strips, and it's certainly something I'm interested in.

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#84. I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!

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#85. When I work on a book, I usually start with a question. And I don't sit around and go 'I need to write a book. What's a good question?' It will be a question that's just clanging around in my head. So for 'What It Is,' it was this idea of 'What is an image?'

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#86. The thing I call 'my mind' seems to be kind of like a landlord that doesn't really know its tenants.

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#87. Some lights shine without any flashing. Others flash on and off.

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#88. I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them around. Before I knew it I was a cartoonist.

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#89. I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me.

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#90. I live in constant fear of being fired or dropped for that dark part of my work I can't control.

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#91. You keep seeing your picture on posters that you are missing but you're not. That'd be weird, right? Or say you look down at the sidewalk and earthworms are spelling your name. Or you open a peanut bag and the 'hello' is written in your writing on the inside of the shell. Would that weird ya?

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#92. One by one most kids I knew quit drawing and never drew again. It left behind too much evidence.

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#93. I believe a kid who is playing is not alone. There is something brought alive during play, and this something, when played with, seems to play back.

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#94. Gospel singing ... is the rawest, sweetest, uninhibited and exquisite sounds a person can make or hear. It isn't music, it's an entire experience you feel and live. A sound to rise you up again.

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