Top 22 Lying About Your Age Quotes

#1. I had rather follow you to your grave than see you owe your life to any but a regular-bred physician.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

#2. Emily and I have now reached the time in life when not only do we lie about our ages, we forget what we've said they are.

Cornelia Otis Skinner

#3. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Will Rogers

#4. Too stupid to understand Science? Try religion!

Me

#5. It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Lea DeLaria

#6. When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.

Carol Leifer

#7. So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong. I've never told anyone how old I am. The minute they ask me, I say 'That's none of your business.' So that means I've never once lied about my age. Now that's true!

Calista Flockhart

#8. Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit.

Gertrude Atherton

#9. Nothing which has entered into our experience is ever lost.

William Ellery Channing

#10. I have known from the beginning one thing you need to know. That is, the music business is a business.

Steve Brown

#11. With actors, all our ages are out there for all to see - you can't hide anything, really. And it's kind of a relief. This is my age, this is what I look like without makeup on - who cares? That youth culture - that lying about your age - it's all denial of death anyway.

Julianne Moore

#12. Congratulations on your well deserved retirement,
Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead.
No lying about your age, more lying around the house
After lying much longer in bed

John Walter Bratton

#13. My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

Robert Orben

#14. I didn't feel like I was missing anything. Nor did I feel ambitious any more. It all seemed stupid wanting to be better than the others in the same ring, shallow, pointless.

Jackie Kay

#15. When in doubt - reconnoitre. It doesn't do the damnedest bit of good but it gives you time to think, and anyhow French words look and sound splendid in all military contexts.

Berkley Mather

#16. My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is.

R. Tripp Evans

#17. I started singing weddings and bar mitzvahs at 15, lying about my age. It was a great discipline.

Idina Menzel

#18. My comrades would call me a 'black capitalist.'

Patrice Motsepe

#19. People equate success with youth. And if you haven't had a certain amount of success by a certain time in your life, it's never going to happen. There's a fear about that. So people start lying about their age really young. I've never done that because I think it's so insignificant.

Jennifer Jason Leigh

#20. I started lying about my age when I was 18 to be older. When I turned 21, I started lying that I was 18. It's a weakness in me.

Rosie Perez

#21. I have no problem with my age. I've been acting for 50 years in Australia and everyone knows my age because I started at 15. So there was never any point in lying about it.

Jacki Weaver

#22. These esoteric, intellectual debates-I want them to come to New Jersey and sit across from the widows and the orphans and have that conversation,

Chris Christie

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