Low Key Funny Quotes

#1. My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens.

Augusten Burroughs

#2. The masses are brainwashed to the point that they believe if an American grocery store or restaurant offers a particular food, it must be good and safe.

Andreas Moritz

#3. The earth, saith the poet, doth often long after the rain. So is the glorious sky often as desirous to fall upon the earth, which argues a mutual kind of love between them.

Marcus Aurelius

#4. Your real progressives are never fair: they are never sufficiently neutral.

Freya Stark

#5. In a world full of experts, making your own mistakes is invaluable

Georgina Zuvela

#6. I already have two movies in the can, low-key, which are 'Vincent-N-Roxxy' and 'Keanu' with Key and Peele, which is my first comedy, and it's going to be super dope, definitely funny. They're so great, and they've been such life coaches to me.

Jason Mitchell

#7. I thought of the infinitely many points that can divide the space between two human hearts.

Daniel Tammet

#8. The older I get, the less I care about what's cool. I realize I'm old and weird.

Aesop Rock