Love Your Wife Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 31 famous quotes and sayings about love your wife funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 31 Love Your Wife Funny Quotes

#1. Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. - Author: Aditi Mathur Kumar
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#2. I've never trusted collaborations, because most people in this world are not closers. They don't finish what they start; they don't live what they dream; they sabotage their own progress because they're afraid they won't find what they seek. - Author: Neil Strauss
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#3. Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. - Author: Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
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#4. I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? - Author: Stephanie Lennox
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#5. I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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#6. It's because his wife left him. That's why he's acting funny. She left him the other night. While she was putting her bags into the taxi he was outside on the footpath begging her to stay. On his knees! Why are men so embarrassing?
Bev - Author: Louis Nowra
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#7. Santayana ... reasoned that the young men who were being killed in the war would die anyhow sooner or later, and would be good for nothing while they lived. - Author: Bertrand Russell
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#8. Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?
"She sent her love to you."
Nora said: "Stop being nasty. - Author: Dashiell Hammett
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#9. We must not always judge of the generality of the opinion by the noise of the acclamation. - Author: Edmund Burke
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#10. I don't have much of an organization at all. I listen to my heart. - Author: Wayne Dyer
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#11. A relationship wants to destroy itself and will work toward this end. When two lovers first meet, a destructive sequence begins. - Author: Matthew Revert
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#12. Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. - Author: Les Dawson
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#13. Her mouth has always lacked any type of filter, a problem exacerbated by her refusal to lie about anything. Two qualities guaranteed to turn every conversation into a battlefield. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#14. I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#15. I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. - Author: Chic Murray
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#16. My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. - Author: Tom Arnold
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#17. The best ideas I've had in my life are those I saw in my sleep, in the early morning. - Author: Karl Lagerfeld
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#18. The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' - Author: George Lopez
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#19. This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife ... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man." - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#20. If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#21. I would love to interview Michael McKean and his wife, who wrote the songs for 'A Mighty Wind,' which is my favorite Christopher Guest movie. I'm just a sucker for any funny guy that has a wife who is intelligent and that he collaborates with. - Author: Julie Klausner
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#22. Women like me. Women love me, so if I really wanted to involve the women, I don't have to assault the women. - Author: Bikram Choudhury
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#23. A sound and energetic mind is only found in a sound and energetic body. - Author: Adolf Hitler
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#24. The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#25. My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.' - Author: Bob Monkhouse
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#26. Sure. I'd like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It's exciting. It's dangerous. It's funny. It's tough. It's heartbreaking. - Author: Weegee
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#27. He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. - Author: Ljupka Cvetanova
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#28. I love the challenge of playing characters forced on life-changing emotional journeys. To work on a project with Billy Crudup and Sam Rockwell is just a dream come true. - Author: Douglas Booth
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#29. I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more love scenes?' - Author: Eddie Marsan
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#30. Page 112 The Honorable Schoolboy
He was attended this morning by his wife, a former Bible School teacher from Borneo, a dried- out shrew in bobbed hair and ankle socks who could spot a sin before it was committed. - Author: John Le Carre
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#31. Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. - Author: Bill Cosby
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