Love Puns Quotes

#1. I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.

Karin Slaughter

#2. Art Gropes. It stalks like a hunter lost in the woods, listening to itself and to everything around it, unsure of itself, waiting to pounce.

John Gardner

#3. My road trips have been to Vegas, but you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

John Travolta

#4. I'd make a comment at a meeting and nobody would even acknowledge me. Then some man would say the same thing and they'd all nod.

Charlotte Bunch

#5. An exquisite invention this, Worthy of Love's most honeyed kiss,
This art of writing billet-doux
In buds, and odors, and bright hues! In saying all one feels and thinks In clever daffodils and pinks; In puns of tulips; and in phrases, Charming for their truth, of daisies.

Leigh Hunt

#6. Do they always flirt with biblical quotes?" Asil asked Tad.
In long-suffering tones, Tad said, "They can flirt with the periodic table or a restaurant menu. We've learned to live with it. Get a room you guys.

Patricia Briggs

#7. In the coming year, I believe we can make sure America lives up to its legacy as a land of opportunity if the President is willing to back up his rhetoric with substance.

Ron Kind

#8. I believe in finding a soulmate.

Scarlett Johansson

#9. I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

Beth Ditto

#10. Bite my laughters, drink my tears. Pore into me, volumes, spell me stark and spill me swooning, I just don't care what my thwarters think.

James Joyce

#11. You okay to mount?" he asked Ty.
"Next time you ask me that, you better be naked.

Abigail Roux

#12. I love making puns.

Fred Gwynne