Love My Life Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 80 Love My Life Funny Quotes

#1. I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ... - Author: Hiroko Sakai
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#2. I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. - Author: Anyta Sunday
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#3. I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. - Author: Dora J. Arod
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#4. Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. - Author: Kevin James Breaux
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#5. A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#6. Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. - Author: Curtis Tyrone Jones
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#7. He does manage the bookstore, which is currently my favorite place on earth." Her eyes glazed over. "All those books. If I married him, I could probably work there the rest of my life. Nothing would make me happier."
"What about love?" Ve asked.
"Oh," Harper said solemnly. "I love books. - Author: Heather Blake
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#8. Addiction has had such an impact on my life and the people I love, and there really is not a lot about it that is funny. So the last thing I wanted was to give the impression that it's all fun and games, and isn't it funny what she gets away with. - Author: Edie Falco
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#9. It's funny the way life works. Sometimes you go around in a weird path to find out exactly what it is that you love to do, and I'm happy that I've sort of discovered something that makes me really happy. - Author: Haylie Duff
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#10. Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. - Author: Manasa Rao
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#11. It's funny how, even long after you've accepted the grief of losing someone you love and truly have gotten on with your life, every once in a while something comes up that plays "gotcha," and for a moment or tow the car tissue seperates and the wound is raw again. - Author: Mary Higgins Clark
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#12. I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. - Author: Holly Hood
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#13. For me, the release was a spot in time with no past and no future. Just the extraordinary simplicity of a moment - the kind of moment that has a funny way of making a person believe that life and love can last forever. - Author: Tiffanie DeBartolo
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#14. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#15. Just like magic, each one of us had had that someone special walk into our lives and love us enough to fight for us. Life is funny that way. Fate happens, and it's better than what you had imagined in the first place. - Author: Abbi Glines
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#16. We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. - Author: Sheena Easton
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#17. Right there - the hope of bacon is a reason to love life. - Author: Deb Caletti
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#18. Hey, if having a beautiful, smart, funny, talented man love me unconditionally for the rest of my life makes me a victim, then that's what I am. - Author: Victoria Denault
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#19. 'Cause if your love was all I had in this life, well that would be enough until the end of time. So rest your weary heart and relax your mind, 'Cause I'm gonna love you, girl, until the end of time. - Author: Justin Timberlake
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#20. Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. - Author: Janvier Chouteu-Chando
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#21. We break off obsession by laughing at ourselves, by learning to be funny, by just seeing the joy in life and by having a terrific love for this world. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#22. I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. - Author: Diana Peterfreund
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#23. If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#24. I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. - Author: Karen Salmansohn
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#25. I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh. - Author: Rockmond Dunbar
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#26. I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for? - Author: Stephanie Lennox
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#27. Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then things happen that bring them back together. Everyone is in your life for a reason. My hope is for all the reasons to be good. Those who love you never lose touch, are always consistent, and unquestionable. - Author: April Mae Monterrosa
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#28. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#29. I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I'd love to get the opportunity to do that. - Author: Evan Peters
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#30. The funny thing is, Ivy, falling in love with you was as easy as breathing. The best time of my life. - Author: Kristen Callihan
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#31. My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and you - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
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#32. Carma,
Here are the Pants and a little sketch I made of Leo. From memory, not from life. (And no, I'm not thinging of him day and night. God.)
Funny hair, huh?
He did not realize I was in his class. I think I'm making a big impression around here.
Love you,
Len - Author: Ann Brashares
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#33. One of the nice things about having a lover, it makes you think about everything anew. The rest of your life becomes a kind of movie, flat and even rather funny. - Author: John Updike
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#34. I don't go after him. He's a funny sort of boy. I've known that from the start. Not just because he seems angry and contemptuous or the way he walks like a tough guy. Because of his smile - it's a child's smile. - Author: Delphine De Vigan
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#35. 'Red Band Society' is inspiring, funny, and an uplifting story that makes you want to make the most of your life, love and live to the fullest, and that's a great message. - Author: Nolan Sotillo
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#36. I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funny. - Author: Teddy Thompson
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#37. My life's accomplishments? Sanity, and you. - Author: Elizabeth Gilbert
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#38. Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. - Author: Erma Bombeck
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#39. My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way - Author: Ali Shariati
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#40. Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right. - Author: Matthew Perry
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#41. In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. - Author: Howard Mittelmark
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#42. I want you to lie to me just as sweetly as you know how for the rest of my life. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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#43. Sonya's a real person, like your Mother. Thirty years ago, that was your Mother's biggest flaw in my eyes, and now that's the thing I love most about Sonya. It's funny how things end, isn't it? - Author: Matthew Norman
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#44. Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. - Author: Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau
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#45. But love had a funny way of giving you faith in the one who loved you back. And nothing was guaranteed in life, neither riches nor health. At the end of the day, you just had to let yourself go ... and the best place to land was in the arms of a good man. - Author: J.R. Ward
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#46. life is creative fun & adventure - Author: Carrie Mortleman
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#47. The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward. - Author: Holly Hood
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#48. He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. - Author: Ljupka Cvetanova
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#49. It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. - Author: Jimi Hendrix
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#50. I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#51. Funny isn't it?" said Sebastian. "The lies good people tell. He'll probably make you eggs every day for the rest of your life now, and you'll choke them down because you can't tell him you don't like them."
Clary thought of the Seelie Queen. "Love makes liars of us all? - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#52. Whether we are trying to buy a packet of chips or getting to know a person for a potentially important relationship, its nice to have an overview of what it/he/she contains. - Of A Sense of Self - Author: Amrita Sarkar
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#53. It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love - Author: Taylor Caldwell
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#54. The funny and the most beautiful thing about LOVE is..
you don't need any one else to fall in love with,, you can love yourself, the ambiance
around you, the things which belong to you, and even those which don't.. - Author: Sanhita Baruah
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#55. I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords. - Author: Doug Solter
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#56. Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom - Author: Abhysheq Shukla
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#57. The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#58. It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. - Author: Curtis Tyrone Jones
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#59. But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#60. Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny. - Author: Cameron Mathison
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#61. Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.

Liv was horrified. - Author: Danika Stone
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#62. It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late. - Author: Carole Matthews
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#63. I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage ... funny how life works out like that. - Author: Rachel Roy
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#64. It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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#65. What's a TH?"
"A Traffic Hazard," Heeb clarified.
"Oh you mean because the woman is so hot she'll take your eyes off the road?" Narc confirmed.
"Exactly. - Author: Zack Love
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#66. It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that. - Author: Christine Celis
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#67. It's funny how, in this journey of life, even though we may begin at different times and places, our paths cross with others so that we may share our love, compassion, observations, and hope. This is a design of God that I appreciate and cherish. - Author: Steve Maraboli
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#68. Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law that says mothers are not allowed to laugh at vulnerable male children when they are required to wear stupid clothing to work?
There should be. - Author: Ann Edwards Cannon
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#69. I'm a Best-Selling author and humorist; my brother points out that a humorist is a writer who's not funny enough to call themselves a comedian. Gotta love family. - Author: Dan Alatorre
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#70. I love Derrick Brown for the surprise of one word waking up next to another. One moment tender, funny or romantic, the next, visceral, ironic and relevatory-here is the full chaos of life. An amazing talent. - Author: Janet Fitch
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#71. Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. - Author: Tia Giacalone
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#72. I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#73. Relaxation and Recreation The most relaxing recreating forces are a healthy religion, sleep, music, and laughter. Have faith in God - learn to sleep well - Love good music - see the funny side of life - And health and happiness will be yours. - Author: Dale Carnegie
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#74. Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! - Author: Mita Jain
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#75. Such a funny thing, time. You spend your whole life wishing there was more or less of it, never realizing that the time already given could be worth more than that which you wished for." -Davina - Author: Moryah DeMott
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#76. It's funny how life moves in a complete circle sometimes. There might be lots of bumps in the road and maybe even a few cliffs, but it's a journey, and sometimes it can bring you to the most wonderful places. - Author: Nyrae Dawn
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#77. It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#78. You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. - Author: J. Richard Singleton
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#79. He took in the squeaky music, the vulgar and pining melodies, because passion immobilizes good taste and seriously considers what soberly would be thought of as funny and to be resented. - Author: Thomas Mann
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#80. It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love. - Author: Alex Gaskarth
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