Love And Death Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 33 famous quotes and sayings about love and death funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 33 Love And Death Funny Quotes

#1. If you observe awareness steadily, this awareness itself becomes the Guru that will reveal the Truth. - Author: Ramana Maharshi
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#2. I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. - Author: Holly Hood
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#3. Such a funny thing death is for mortals. You cry. You morn. You grieve. You get angry. But death is not always tragic, dear one. Sometimes death is the ultimate expression of love. - Author: R.K. Ryals
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#4. My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way - Author: Ali Shariati
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#5. You know someone is mad when they cease caring about the retention of their bodily fluids. - Author: Andersen Prunty
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#6. Everything passes, Everything changes, Just do what you think you should do. - Author: Bob Dylan
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#7. Blivet is when a man has a box or a bag that is designed to hold five pounds worth of stuff and he tries to shove ten pounds worth of stuff into it instead. - Author: Rose Gordon
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#8. You gotta know who you are, I think, as a person, I'm a laidback guy. I'm very simple. It's simplicity with me. Everything else, having the 10 cars or the 20 cars is ludicrous. - Author: Darrelle Revis
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#9. I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#10. If Allah has willed it that way ... He must have better plans for you child ... - Author: K. Hari Kumar
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#11. Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. - Author: Shannon Hale
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#12. I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#13. Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, "Your time is coming to an end, you
pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be
remembered."
Gazzy's blue eyes flashed. "Then you can remember me telling you to kiss
my-"
"Enough!" ter Borcht said. - Author: James Patterson
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#14. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. - Author: Mariah Carey
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#15. Forget everything you've ever learned about the stars and they'll once more be transformed into angels, or into children, or into whatever you want to believe at that moment. It won't make you more stupid - after all, it's only a game - but it could enrich your life. - Author: Paulo Coelho
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#16. I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me. - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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#17. While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death - Author: Confucius
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#18. The mother I'm completely over but the daughter I love to death. The mother I'd like to love to death." "Heh." "Don't do me any favors; only laugh if it's funny." "It is! - Author: Ned Vizzini
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#19. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#20. Many Christians are unthinkably horrified when a real sinner is suddenly discovered among the righteous. So we remain alone with our sin, living in lies and hypocrisy ... He who is alone with his sins is utterly alone. - Author: Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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#21. Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And curse you, you stone head, for making me say it first. - Author: Patrick W. Carr
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#22. When you can wake up in the morning and feel successful whether some end goal is realized or not ... THAT is true success. - Author: Simon Sinek
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#23. Meditation is the short path to happiness. Meditation takes you beyond the desire-aversion operating system that offers very limited happiness and a great deal of frustration. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#24. We aren't just defined by who we are, but by who are friends are. It's funny that we put so much importance on something that wont mean shit once we graduate. - Author: Shaun David Hutchinson
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#25. China was the first time I truly felt like an outsider. I fell in love with the process of trying to become intimate with the culture. - Author: Abigail Washburn
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#26. I don't have to be nice to people who are causing great damage to the nation ... - Author: Frank Bainimarama
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#27. It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. - Author: Jimi Hendrix
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#28. I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#29. When you see tears in my eyes, you see it's not about the wins or the losses, It's about the opportunity. - Author: Ray Lewis
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#30. Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry - and mostly likely to wipe away my tears. - Author: Rachel Vincent
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#31. It was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the longest, most tortuous, and arousing death in the history of the world. - Author: Cora Carmack
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#32. You heard her the other night," Bruiser said. "She wants love. And devotion and compromise. Funny, isn't it, how women seem to want those things, when they're saying words like 'Till death do us part. - Author: Tessa Dare
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#33. Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune. - Author: Confucius
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