Lousy Wife Quotes

#1. Now,' Elias said, 'if only I didn't have to go home to my lousy wife. I married her in 1929. A lot of things've changed since 1929.' He sighed. 'What's a woman?' he asked. 'A Woman is a trap.

Irwin Shaw

#2. I read with interest Max Muller's book, India - What Can It Teach Us? and the translation of the Upanishads published by the Theosophical Society. All this enhanced my regard for Hinduism, and its beauties began to grow upon me. It did not, however, prejudice me against other religions.

Mahatma Gandhi

#3. The international community must make pressure on Israel to recognize our right to get freedom, to fight against occupation, to have real peace, legitimacy on our ground. If the international community obliged Israel to do that, then they can come to us and ask us to take our step.

Khaled Mashal

#4. Rest and activity are the steps of progress.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

#5. Religious freedom certainly means the right to worship God, individually and in community, as our consciences dictate. But religious liberty, by its nature, transcends places of worship and the private sphere of individuals and families.

Pope Francis

#6. I will reflect the finest qualities my friends offer me and remind them of all the promise I see in them.

Mary Anne Radmacher

#7. Living a good life is like flipping pancakes. If you hesitate, it splatters all over the place.

Matt Simpson

#8. True forgiveness is a self-healing process which starts with you and gradually extends to everyone else.

Robert Holden

#9. When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

Rodney Dangerfield

#10. I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

Rodney Dangerfield

#11. I died at Lake Silencio and all my wife got me was this lousy T-shirt.

Joseph Lidster

#12. When you're sad, my Little Star, go out of doors. It's always better underneath the open sky.

Eva Ibbotson

#13. Without love, the world would be a heap of ruins.

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

#14. Choose you this day whom ye will serve. Joshua 24:15.

Ellen G. White

#15. Faith of the bore: everything is worth saying.

Mason Cooley

#16. As long as adults still avoid open discussion on sexuality, teens will inevitably seek information on today's electronic street corner.

Peggy Orenstein

#17. I had the fortunate experience to play with people from different schools of music. Sam Rivers is from the fundamentalist school of music.

Kevin Eubanks

#18. You've got the top 400 Americans owning more wealth than the bottom 150 million Americans. Most folks do not think that is right.

Bernie Sanders

#19. You have to do what you need to do as an artist. You have to have that courage.

Liz Phair