Lou Costello Quotes

#1. There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.

Richard Lederer

#2. He'll never let you leave his side again."
"And there is comfort in knowing that, as there will be for Yuri. It is a great thing to be needed by another.

Mary Calmes

#3. The university is a series of individual entrepreneurs held together by a common grievance about parking.

Clark Kerr

#4. In fact, those who lobby for politicians to respect any of the people's "unalienable rights" do not believe in unalienable rights at all. Rights which require "government" approval are not unalienable, and are not even rights.

Larken Rose

#5. Karma is what we fabricate when we no longer trust the universe.

Ethan Nichtern

#6. That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. (Last words.)

Lou Costello

#7. In this brave new digital world, reality is plastic, and your identity is whatever you wish it to be. As is your future: Wish it, build it, live it.

Dean Koontz

#8. A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.

Lou Costello

#9. Though my heart is filled with feelings I want to convey You see, I can't express them in words If I had not met you I wouldn't even have such an embarrassing pain

Ayumi Hamasaki

#10. It's definitely a challenge, but it's even more than that. Beyond the basic need to understand what you're saying, a computer needs to understand what you're trying to do. So humans talking to computers present variable challenges.

Peter P. Mahoney

#11. Those who donated their life for humanity lived a perfect life.

Debasish Mridha

#12. God prevented Adam & Even from ETERNAL SINFULNESS by giving them the gift of death, the ability to exit this life & arrive safely in the wondrous life to come. Death, though it would appear to be man's greatest enemy, would in the end, prove to be his greatest friend. Only through can we go to God.

Paul P. Enns

#13. What the use of having ignorance if you can't show it?

Lou Costello

#14. Cooking for yourself is the only sure way to take back control of your diet from the food scientists and food processors, and to guarantee you're eating real food rather than edible foodlike substances, with their unhealthy oils, high-fructose corn syrup, and surfeit of salt.

Michael Pollan

#15. The impact of human intention on physical systems within as well as outside the body has been scientifically demonstrated and reveals a shortcoming of the conventional medical paradigm and highlights a strength of the energy medicine paradigm.

Jed Diamond

#16. I just want to stop the cycle of killing," Freddy said. "It isn't necessary. It isn't even necessary that people eat meat. And it certainly isn't necessary that people make war on people. I'm doing my small part to change the species." "Umm," said Howard.

Ernest Hebert

#17. I became an optimist when I discovered that I wasn't going to win any more games by being anything else.

Earl Weaver