Top 7 Lost Keys Funny Quotes

#1. Once fallen, the blossom doesn't return to the branch

Lesley Downer

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#2. I thought of Pericles' speech to the families of the Athenian war dead, in which he said, What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.

Eric Greitens

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#3. Now that Stevenson is dead I can think of but one English- speaking author who is really keeping his self-respect and sticking forperfection. Of course I refer to that mighty master of language and keen student of human actions and motives, Henry James.

Willa Cather

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#4. Labor is really going to hurt.

Jessica Simpson

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#5. I am a comedian but it's usually not a compliment to be called a prop comedian but I guess I sometimes use props. And I always confuse humorist with comedian. That's strange.

Demetri Martin

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#6. A dunk is nice because it can create momentum, but it's not as good as scoring a touchdown.

Antonio Gates

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#7. Certify border is secure; only then allow guest workers.

John McCain

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