Losing Grandma Sayings

#1. Losing Grandma, just when I'd found her again. A waterfall of flowers brightened her funeral, but they couldn't disguise the stench of death.

Ellen Hopkins

#2. This is like my dad's race team where we had one Legend car. If we wrecked it, we couldn't race the next week unless we had enough parts to put it back together again.

Kurt Busch

#3. The iPad changed my life!

John Lasseter

#4. Happy the man whom indulgent fortune allows to pay to virtue what he owes to nature, and to make a generous gift of what must otherwise be ravished from him by cruel necessity.

David Hume

#5. Church is not about learning how to be a moral person (though that is what the dominant narrative they hear tells them); it is a place where immoral individuals go in order to receive the grace of God.

Jonathan P. Hill

#6. Children read books, not reviews," he wrote. "They don't give a hoot about the critics." And: "When a book is boring, they yawn openly, without any shame or fear of authority." Best of all - and to the relief of authors everywhere - children "don't expect their beloved writer to redeem humanity.

Steven D. Levitt

#7. Sometimes it can feel like there are a billion people on my shoulders.

Yao Ming

#8. Yes, yes I am ill. I go in for the kill.
Hoes is my sons, birth control, I am on the pill

Nicki Minaj

#9. Some men kneel and pray, I like women and I like wine.

Elton John

#10. I had never done Shakespeare before, but I don't think you can be an actor and not do it. There were moments when I thought, I'm just not going to be able to pull this off.

Jessica Lange

#11. Fascism was an emergency makeshift. To view it as something more would be a fatal error.

Ludwig Von Mises

#12. I would like this to be a new day. I would hope now that we can focus on doing the people's business.

Ernie Fletcher