Lopped Ears Quotes

#1. My last divorce was in '68. What made it come to a head was a promise. See, I had promised her that the next year I wouldn't work as much. But then I got in trouble with the IRS, and I had to continue working just as much to pay the government. So she said I lied, which is something I never did.

B.B. King

#2. All the therapists would tell me was that I was the only healthy person they knew.

Bidzina Ivanishvili

#3. In entertainment, I adore Ricky Gervais in 'Derek.' His performance is unbelievably charming, funny and poignant. In life, I adore my girlfriend. She is the most adorable person I have ever met - from her silly jokes to her cute teeth to her little drawings.

Josh Zuckerman

#4. I want you. I need you. For as many hours as possible, I don't want to think about anything but you.

Amanda Bouchet

#5. Ability + efficiency = productivity

Matshona Dhliwayo

#6. Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words.

Coleman Young

#7. At the end of the sermon, all the faithful were to come forward and take an oath of allegiance to the Holy Inquisition.

Jeffrey Gorsky