Liverpool Vs Manchester United Funny Quotes

#1. Did you ever read the Bible? I mean sit down and read it like it was a book? Check out Lamentations. That's where we're at, pretty much. Pretty much lamenting. Pretty much pouring our hearts out like water.

Peter Heller

#2. A world without women would be a pain in the ass.

Mr. Bean

#3. There is cost for everything.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#4. , Seventy-five percent of the world is water. Can you swim?

Anonymous

#5. Examine your attitudes toward food, clothes, and shelter. By reducing expectations you will promote contentment.

Dalai Lama XIV

#6. Every time you make the user make a decision they don't care about, you have failed as a designer.

Aza Raskin

#7. All you need is your own imagination. So use it that's what it's for.

Madonna Ciccone

#8. He wasn't yours to get hurt by. He was someone else's and you knew that, so why are you offended? What right do you have to be hurt when you were a part of the deception (lying by omission)?

Donna Lynn Hope

#9. He was a god, he said, and always had been. Or at least, that was what they used to be called. What they were now, he didn't know. It seemed like the wrong word when he was so limited, so much less than he'd been before.

Kendare Blake

#10. Have you not succeeded? Continue! Have you succeeded? Continue!

Fridtjof Nansen

#11. These death sentences are cruel and unusual in the same way that being struck by lightning is cruel and unusual.

Potter Stewart

#12. Self-harm appealed to my sadness but I didn't let it coax me.

S.A. Tawks