Lisa Birnbach Quotes

#1. Looking, acting, and ultimately being Prep is not restricted to an elite minority lucky enough to attend prestigious private schools, just because an ancestor or two happened to arrive here on the Mayflower. You don't even have to be a registered Republican.

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#2. Prep clothes are sensible: rain clothes keep you dry; winter clothes keep you warm; collars are buttoned down so they don't flap in your face when you're playing polo. Layering is a natural response to varying weather conditions.

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#3. In a true democracy everyone can be upper class and live in Connecticut.

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#4. It is the inalienable right of every man, woman, and child to wear khaki.

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#5. It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls.

Katharine Lee Bates

#6. Grandmother. The true power behind the power.

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#7. Cynicism is more than a pose; it's also a handy time saver. By deflating your companion's enthusiasm, you can cut conversations in half.

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#8. If you tell a friend a secret, she will keep the secret by telling only one other person.

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#9. Always underdress. The goal is not to look as if you made an effort for the particular event. If you can dress for a different party (i.e., wear black tie to a cocktail party, or tennis clothes for lunch), so much the better. You give the impression of being much in demand.

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#10. Sex without pain is like food without taste

Marquis De Sade

#11. Sarcasm mascarades as the Preppy's sense of humor.

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#12. My mother, my father, I love 'em, I hate 'em, wish god I didnt have 'em, but thank god that he made 'em

DMX

#13. We cannot keep the Good News to ourselves any longer! Time is running out!

Angus Buchan

#14. A tip: if you're invited to your friend's country club to go the lost and found bin and pretend that you left something there. Next thing you know, you have a fabulous sweater ...

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#15. The visible heavens and earth sympathize with Jesus.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#16. But we are the good guys. Aren't we, Uncle?"
"I hope so. I hope we are.

Anthony Doerr

#17. You can't regret what you can't remember.

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#18. Preppy clothes are built to last, since they certainly won't go out of style.

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#19. Dartmouth Winter Carnival opens, proving once again that bitter cold is no obstacle to going completely out of control.

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#20. Wool, cotton, and the odd bits of silk and cashmere are the only acceptable materials for Prep clothes. They look better. They require professional maintenance. They are more expensive.

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#21. Like everything else, Preppiness begins in the home.

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#22. Happiness is a thing honored and perfect. This seems to be borne out by the fact that it is a first principle or starting-point, since all other things that all men do are done for its sake; and that which is the first principle and cause of things good we agree to be something honorable and divine.

Aristotle.

#23. The University of Miami is not a campus with visible school spirit, just visible tan lines.

Lisa Birnbach