Linkedin Funny Quotes

#1. It's in their modest home. You go into their kitchen and serve yourself. It's all homemade. It's authentic Italian.

Graham Spanier

#2. I'm a fan of Hugh Kenner, Richard Ellman, Lionel Trilling and Frank Kermode. All these people have taught me how to read - but perhaps, above all literary critics, I'm indebted to Wayne Booth (several people have suggested to me that I'm trying to reinvent "ethical criticism").

Philip Kitcher

#3. I always lived with guitarists. When they would leave, I would just pick up their acoustic guitars and start doing finger picking and write.

Lou Doillon

#4. A great many things are possible. And to himself he added: But not practical.

Isaac Asimov

#5. A relationship does not start the day two people meet; it starts in the childhood of each partner. For it is long before they meet that the template of their relationship is established.

John Armstrong

#6. Pea was aware suddenly of how fragile her heart was, how much darkness was inside it, fighting, always, with the light. She did not like the rat. She would neverlike the rat, but she knew what she must do to save her own heart.

Kate DiCamillo

#7. Congress has scarcely any thing to employ them, and complain that the place [Washington, D.C.] is remarkably dull.

Thomas Jefferson

#8. Time and oppression are the fathers of rebellious invention.

Philip G. Zimbardo

#9. You have to grab moments when they happen. I like to improvise and ad lib.

Denzel Washington

#10. We never know what is going to happen, do we? Life is always throwing us this way and that. That's where the adventure is. Not knowing where you'll end up or how you'll fare. It's all a mystery, and when we say any different, we're just lying to ourselves. Tell me, when have you felt most alive?

Eowyn Ivey

#11. The purely formal language of geometry describes adequately the reality of space. We might say, in this sense, that geometry is successful magic. I should like to state a converse: is not all magic, to the extent that it is successful, geometry?

Rene Thom

#12. I can't wait to get out of the house. I can't wait to get out of here. I've been telling myself this all week. The 'getting out of here' part is unspecified, though. Maybe I simply want to get away from life

Candace Bushnell

#13. We don't care about what you did yesterday - we care about what you're going to do tomorrow.

Cory Doctorow

#14. The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn."

Dave Barry

#15. You are a creature of Divine Love connected at all times to Source. Divine Love is when you see God in everyone and everything you encounter.

Wayne Dyer