Top 100 Lilley's Quotes
#1. In spouse, I mostly hear "S.mouse," the name of Chris Lilley's blackface teenage rapper in Angry Boys. And
Augusten Burroughs
#2. He's the best I ever had. And the worst thing that ever happened to me.
R.K. Lilley
#3. Don't be a passive partner. This relationship is not something that's happening to to you. We are the drivers here. You're pretending that you just can't resist me, so you're letting it happen. I need more from you.
R.K. Lilley
#4. I'd called it love, and looked for love, because that's what I'd wanted, but love was not a thing you could force yourself to feel, or, more importantly, it was not a thing you could keep yourself from feeling.
R.K. Lilley
#5. My past has shaped me, that's true of anyone.
R.K. Lilley
#6. Love is never satisfied with half-measures. It won't take parts of you. It will own all of you, every single, longing piece. "Love will make you its slave," I stated venomously. "It will ruin you. Grind you under its heel until you don't recognize what's left. "Love will take your soul.
R.K. Lilley
#7. I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.
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#8. In your ex-wife's stingy, slutty pussy, is the subtle point I'm trying to portray.
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#9. That's the emptiest feeling, to know that you would hurt someone else just to feel something.
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#10. Because that's how love works. It doesn't die, even when you don't feed it. That's just the way it is. I wouldn't change it, even if I could. Loving her has become a part of who I am.
R.K. Lilley
#11. Is that where you draw the line? I'll never understand why some things are more taboo than others."
"And that's what makes you so kinky, the fact that you don't see the difference.
R.K. Lilley
#12. He gave me a rueful smile, his brown eyes so endearing. I could tell he was about to say something funny. I just knew him that well. That's like asking if I'm a fan of cancer. I fucking hate it, but do I know how to get rid of it? Not fucking likely.
R.K. Lilley
#13. I told you that I needed you. But now I need you to survive. Forever. I won't live through this without you, and I'm selfish for telling you that, but it's the truth. You're my rock, Danika. I can't ever lose you, or I'll follow Jared, I know I will.
R.K. Lilley
#14. Maybe getting more isn't the answer to life. Maybe it's giving.
Jen Lilley
#15. I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, 'No, it's for me.'
Chris Lilley
#16. People think that I'm some kind of genius who's got these statements to say, and ... I'm not really.
Chris Lilley
#17. Danika, sweetheart?" he rasped. "Yes, Tristan?" "I'm done being sweet, if you don't mind. I need to fuck you really hard now, if that's okay.
R.K. Lilley
#18. Here in the United States, we're consumed by our love of money and status. We think bigger is better, and if we can just get that promotion, all will be well with our souls. There's one fatal flaw to this mindset: it's all smoke and mirrors.
Jen Lilley
#19. If ever there was a proverbial truth, it's the more you give, the more you get. Give and start experiencing a life of fulfillment!
Jen Lilley
#20. You can't use sex to control me, James. You shouldn't play with my heart like that." He laughed. It was sinister. "Oh Love, it's not your heart I'm playing with. And I'll play with your body whenever I damn well please.
R.K. Lilley
#21. Never relinquish the keys to your soul to someone else. It gives them too much power.
R.K. Lilley
#22. There you go, belittling us again. You must know by now that I've never done any of this for anyone else. I was a slut once with my body, but I've never been a slut with my heart.
R.K. Lilley
#23. When no one knows you, and you're just trying to break into stuff, it's so good because you can write whatever you want and just say it; it's just between you and the audience. There's no process or worrying about anyone else interfering with what you're doing.
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#24. The king of all of my regrets. The architect of every last drop of joy I'd ever tasted. My tormentor. My savior.
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#25. Gratitude not only encourages our hearts, it produces peace. And we could all use a little more peace these days.
Jen Lilley
#26. I was sure 'Summer Heights High' would be a cult ABC thing; I had no idea it would be such a big hit.
Chris Lilley
#27. Australia has a thing where apparently it's fine for me to dress up as an Asian woman. No one has questioned that.
Chris Lilley
#28. It's pretty awful being told you're a racist.
Chris Lilley
#29. Neither of us have a choice in this. You and I being together is not a question, Scarlett, it's a fact of life.
R.K. Lilley
#30. Here's all you need to know about crazy: Crazy's favorite shape is a circle. Broken records, crazy urges on a loop. Any of this ring a bell? That's how crazy works, and why it keeps repeating itself.
R.K. Lilley
#31. I don't like to analyze what I do too much, but I certainly never meet a single person and say, 'You're the next character.' People think that's what I do. They also think that I sit down and observe and try to imitate random people. I've never done that at all.
Chris Lilley
#32. He's good in bed, too?" Marnie asked, clearly skeptical. "That just isn't fair. If I looked like him, I'd
never leave my house. I'd just stay home and fuck myself. If you tell me he has a big dick, I might become either a cutter or a lesbian.
R.K. Lilley
#33. Love doesn't let you walk away clean. Love is messy. Love takes a fucking piece of you before it's done.
R.K. Lilley
#34. Love is not about want.
Love is not about good.
Love doesn't let you walk away clean.
Love is messy.
Love takes a fucking piece of you before it's done.
If it is ever even possible to be done.
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#35. Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.
H. L. Mencken
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#36. I feel like real love should take time, or at least, more time than this. I've been trying to make my head rule my actions, when my heart has so obviously taken over, but I feel how I feel, and I know it's not going away.
R.K. Lilley
#37. I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.
Chris Lilley
#38. All of the kids are closely paired up in ages ... Our daughters, Bianca, Tristan's rowdy boys are going to try to take our daughters! I had to get it off my chest. It was too much for any father to have to bear alone.
R.K. Lilley
#39. This must be what a fly felt like when it was caught fast in a spider's web.
R.K. Lilley
#40. Films do seem prestigious and glamorous, but when you create something, you want people to see it. TV still reaches so many more people; it still really appeals to me.
Chris Lilley
#41. I'm not a big comedy show-watcher, but I love Ricky Gervais' stuff and Sacha Baron Cohen's things. But I'm not an expert on them. I've seen them once.
Chris Lilley
#42. He had an angel's face, but his eyes were so hypnotically tarnished, a mirror of my own pain in their depths.
R.K. Lilley
#43. Love is like that. It's like a wildfire in my blood.
R.K. Lilley
#44. It's been very clearly brought to my attention that I had overlooked your security in public restrooms.
R.K. Lilley
#45. It's barely OK for me to be dressed up as a black guy. But part of me kind of enjoys provoking people.
Chris Lilley
#46. That hurts me deep in my soul, Danika. I wouldn't do that to you. I'd make sure you came, first and last. I'd go down on you every time, if that's what you like. I'd lick-
R.K. Lilley
#47. There's no room in perfection for insecurity.
R.K. Lilley
#48. It's a wonder I get any fucking thing done, when my mind is always right here, buried in this divine cunt.
R.K. Lilley
#50. It's ironic that I'd use you for my wingman, when I want to fuck you more than any of the women here.
R.K. Lilley
#51. Bianca, one of the quieter members of the group, shocked us all by butting in. That's just not true.
R.K. Lilley
#52. There is this hollow place inside of me, where my faith in you used to be.
R.K. Lilley
#53. Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations.
Chris Lilley
#54. He smelled like family ... and Javier, but I took that as a good sign.
R.K. Lilley
#55. I don't have a word for this, because I've never felt this before. But I do love you. I just wish there was a way to explain to you that love is just the start of it, because it's turned into so much more for me.
R.K. Lilley
#56. I want you to feel what I'm feeling, Bianca. I want you to feel this uncontrollable need. I can't stand the thought that you're indifferent to me.
R.K. Lilley
#57. How could one person, who'd proven to be so inherently bad for me, so wrong, still be so utterly necessary for my happiness?
It wasn't fair.
R.K. Lilley
#58. He'd done it. He'd gone and flipped the psycho switch in my brain again.
R.K. Lilley
#59. Scientists would rather change facts than their theories.
Peter Lilley
#60. He was hurting, and I hurt with him. We had never been able to maintain any level of detachment from each other's suffering, and we
didn't now.
R.K. Lilley
#61. Well, boo, how does bacon sound?"
"Bacon sounds great, but you can't call me boo."
"Why not?"
"Because you're not a rapper, and I'm not your shorty.
R.K. Lilley
#62. I like playing all sorts of ages and genders.
Chris Lilley
#63. You feel so good sweetheart. I swear nothing's ever felt better in my whole fucking life.
R.K. Lilley
#65. True love was a language, so many looks, touches and one word references that told the other more than full sentences of paragraphs, more than full outpourings of speech.
Our language was extensive and beautiful, and over a joyful lifetime together, we stayed fluent in it.
R.K. Lilley
#66. Every inch of you was sent to me from heaven.
R.K. Lilley
#67. The tendency of those committed to the theory of catastrophic man-made global warming to unquestioningly adopt the assumptions, at every stage, that maximise the expectation of calamity should alert us that groupthink is driving the movement.
Peter Lilley
#68. I've found that often the quality you see in successful people is knowing when to take the initiative, and being quick about it. I've never sat around, waiting for someone to tell me to take charge. I just do it.
R.K. Lilley
#69. Stephan always looked like a model, but he never needed more than ten minutes to get ready. I found it both convenient and infuriating, depending on the time of the month.
Lilley, R.K. (2012-10-20). In Flight (Up in the Air Book 1) (Kindle Locations 2695-2696). R.K. Lilley. Kindle Edition.
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#70. I don't feel alone with you. I feel like I have a family and a home again. You're my home. All of the dark shadows seem to disappear when we're together.
R.K. Lilley
#71. I can never go back from this, Bianca. It would break me to let you go. You know that, right?
R.K. Lilley
#72. It was the sweetest torture, the most delightful torment, to let the man that had ruined me for joy bring it back into my body for one brief instant.
R.K. Lilley
#73. I hadn't been left on the doorstep of an orphanage or church. I wasn't abandoned in some frilly basket by a tearful mother. Even that was too romantic of a story for me. I was left in a trashcan. Meant to die, I figured.
R.K. Lilley
#74. His shorts hung low and his sweaty, cut to within an inch of its life, pelvic V muscle, was giving a silent but clear invitation to my tongue.
R.K. Lilley
#75. I love you, too, James, but that doesn't give you a free pass." "No, it doesn't. Being your Dom does that, Love. I've compromised far more for you than I've ever done for anyone or anything in my life. Controlling you sexually is something I won't be bending on ...
R.K. Lilley
#76. Breaking him until he was as broken as me was the only thing that would ever be enough.
R.K. Lilley
#77. I'd said it because I couldn't look directly at the sun and not remark that it was blinding and brilliant.
R.K. Lilley
#78. I wondered how my heart could be both light with happiness and heavy with love at the same time.
R.K. Lilley
#79. When they went in for the kill, it was usually with words. Because mean girls don't kill. They dehumanize.
R.K. Lilley
#80. Human trafficking is the illegal trade of human beings, mainly for the purposes of commercial sexual exploitation and forced labor. In short, it's modern day slavery.
Jen Lilley
#81. My dear, this is what's called family.
R.K. Lilley
#82. It had been torture. But every coffin needed its last nail, and that meeting was ours.
R.K. Lilley
#83. You ready to leave now? I don't find the idea of fucking you against that wall behind you even slightly unpleasant. Exhibitionism has never been a problem for me. Is that something you'd like to try?
R.K. Lilley
#84. He kissed me. A desperate, hungry, wild, make me forget the past and the future kind of kiss.
R.K. Lilley
#85. I think after doing a few shows now, people are ready to put me down.
Chris Lilley
#86. Everything you promised, and everything I need. What I'm willing to give to you is what I want from you. Can't you do that for me, Tristan? Isn't there enough of you left?
R.K. Lilley
#87. I didn't do very well academically; I was always in the bottom class.
Chris Lilley
#88. In fact, there are more slaves in the world today than at any other point in human history, with an estimated 27 million in bondage across the globe.
Jen Lilley
#90. You are the most perfect fucking thing I've ever seen in my life
R.K. Lilley
#91. You can't get any better than TV on HBO, ABC and BBC3.
Chris Lilley
#92. Yes, you scare me," I told him, after a very long silence, while I processed his answer. "But I'm irrevocably fucked up, so you excite me in equal measures. I find it liberating, to let someone control me ...
R.K. Lilley
#93. I do believe in love ... I believe it's the most destructive force on earth.
R.K. Lilley
#94. Like was not about getting what you wanted, it was about living with what you needed
R.K. Lilley
#95. Knowing and feeling were two very different things.
R.K. Lilley
#97. I give you my drunk permission to ignore whatever the sober me tells you. You should like the drunk me better, anyway, because I like you more than the sober me does.
R.K. Lilley
#98. When I was in school, I was always writing scripts and dressing up as characters. I'd constantly be that guy who'd get up on stage. I used to write imaginary TV shows, like soap operas, for fun.
Chris Lilley
#99. Love is like war. Easy to begin, but very hard to stop." ~H.L. MENCKEN
R.K. Lilley
#100. Allowed him to size them to my long, thin calves
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