Top 5 Lil Abner Quotes
#1. But the rules are made by people who couldn't win without 'em.
#2. Know why PMS is called PMS?" "Don't you dare," she threatened. "Only women can tell PMS jokes." "Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken.
#3. Queen had its time and place, and at the moment I'm not concentrating on that era.
#4. I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
#5. My skull was a face that concealed scorpions.
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