Top 5 Lightner Witmer Quotes

#1. You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Phyllis Diller

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#2. I don't have the luxury of sitting around any more. I must have had bags of spare time before I had children, but I don't know what I did with it and I didn't appreciate it. But it's such a terrific trade-off. I don't have time to get a pedicure, but I sure am happy. Who cares if your feet look bad?

Julia Roberts

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#3. We're always just telling stories, and stories are always just approximations of the truth. It's never the truth exactly.

Brit Marling

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#4. Comedians sometimes forget that there's an audience. You gotta be conscious that you're performing for other human beings.

Jeff Garlin

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#5. Pride is the chalice into which all human sins are poured: it glitters and jingles and its arabesque lures your gaze, while your lips involuntarily touch the seductive beverage.

Vladimir Odoevsky

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