Life's Not Fair Funny Quotes

#1. If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair

Thabang Gideon Magaola

#2. The funny thing was, you see, that Mike Fink didn't think of himself as a murderer. He thought of life as a contest, and dying was what happened to those who came out second best, but it wasn't the same as murder, it was a fair fight.

Orson Scott Card

#3. Well when I was young, actually not just me, but we were all poor. Korea used to be one of the poorest countries in the world. Despite such circumstances, I was very, very fortunate to be blessed with having parents who always instilled in a spirit of can-do spirit.

Lee Myung-bak

#4. Women make men their slaves in return for the occasional use of their vaginas. It's an unspoken barter system and it's flawless.

Jack Dancer

#5. Sometimes I feel that the only concept of fairness in our society is creams like fair & lovely or fair & handsome.

Jeroninio Almeida

#6. Life is but a prayer.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#7. Respect other people regardless of the level they are at ... or the level you are at. When you hand out respect, you get it back.

Erik Estrada

#8. When the whole world starts behaving like a big family, protecting and caring each other, the world will become a good place to live!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#9. Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.

Melissa Francis

#10. Sex and art are the same thing.

Pablo Picasso

#11. Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it's forever-changing, both mentally and physically.

Brooke Burke

#12. He painted a rosy picture of prewar Germany in contrast to its current "disgrace and defeat."8 He made complicated things simple. "Political agitation must be primitive," he said.9

Peter Ross Range

#13. It's not fair! (Ryssa)
Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#14. It's very difficult leaving the house anytime with my baby at home.

Mariska Hargitay

#15. Floaters swarmed through his eyeballs like schools of panicked fish.

Peter Watts

#16. If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks.

Patricia Briggs

#17. What leader has no lessons to learn from his followers?

Toyotomi Hideyoshi

#18. This is the church's job. This is who we are as the body of Christ to reach out to people who are in need, who are struggling, who need to be discipled and to pursue Christ in their life. That's good news and the church should offer it wholeheartedly to anyone.

Alan Chambers

#19. Let the Saints remember that great things depend on their individual exertion, and that they are called to be co-workers with us and the Holy Spirit in accomplishing the great work of the last days

Joseph Smith Jr.

#20. I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

Criss Jami

#21. If it's too easy it's probably not love.

Iimani David

#22. He realized that he had to choose between thinking of himself as the poor victim of a thief and as an adventurer in quest of his treasure. "I'm an adventurer, looking for treasure," he said to himself.

Paulo Coelho