Life Is Unfair Funny Quotes

#1. Widespread acceptance of an idea is not proof if its validity. -Robert Langdon

Dan Brown

#2. As we're standing there I realize we're almost exactly the same height. We must look like the dark and light side of an Oreo cookie, and I think how just as easily it could have been the other way around. She could be blocking my path; I could be trying to slip around her into the dark.

Lauren Oliver

#3. Christ is the desire of nations, the joy of angels, the delight of the Father. What solace then must that soul be filled with, that has the possession of Him to all eternity!

John Bunyan

#4. I devoured books like a person taking vitamins, afraid that otherwise I would remain this gelatinous narcissist, with no possibility of ever becoming thoughtful, of ever being taken seriously.

Anne Lamott

#5. The golden hour
that hour of sunshine where the world looks the way it looks in your dreams.

Danny Wallace

#6. I wasn't able to lower my cholesterol so they put me on a statin drug. It is called lipitor. I was able to lower my level in about 30 days from above 300 to below 200.

Mark Spitz

#7. With an endless assortment of children and animals living under one roof, there was always some absurd crisis that gave comic relief to my problems.

Sally Jessy Raphael

#8. My black cat was named Blackie.

Martha Grimes

#9. Why, god, why? Why have you deserted me in my moment of need? I'm going to die. I'm going to internally combust never knowing what if feels like to be inside of my girlfriend.
Life is so unfair.

Cheryl McIntyre

#10. If life is unfair with everyone, doesn't that make life fair

Thabang Gideon Magaola

#11. The good thing about people underestimating models is that the bar is set so low, you tend to impress people more easily.

Cindy Crawford

#12. We have decommissioned natural selection and must now look deep within ourselves and decide what we wish to become.

E. O. Wilson

#13. My dad has never once told me after a fight that I did well.

Oscar De La Hoya

#14. Every time something happens, whether I've won the most or lost the most, there's always 'oldest' tied to it. It's not a surprise anymore.

Daniel Nestor

#15. As a sportsman, I accept being beaten. Everybody tries to be a winner, but only one in a race will win. It's fun to win. But I don't find unhappiness if I lose.

Kipchoge Keino