Life Death Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 37 Life Death Funny Quotes

#1. This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. - Author: Erin Mitchell
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#2. My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way - Author: Ali Shariati
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#3. Mom always said I was born to sit in the electric chair, but I'm proving her wrong. I'm going to die on my knees, begging for my life. - Author: Bauvard
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#4. I had a very funny and depressing talk with my seventy-four-year-old mother. I decided, she doesn't have a bucket list - she has a kick-the-bucket list. - Author: Lori Lesko
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#5. Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. - Author: Melanie Finn
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#6. Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia. - Author: Mervyn Peake
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#7. Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it? - Author: Lilith Saintcrow
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#8. I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#9. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Author: Isaac Asimov
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#10. In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. - Author: Roman Payne
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#11. The young open the paper to forget about life by reading the funny strips. The old do it to forget about death by reading other people's obits. My advice: don't open the paper and go on with your life. - Author: Gabriel Ba
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#12. I paid, got up, walked
to the door, opened
it.
I heard the man
say, "that guy's
nuts."
out on the street I
walked north
feeling
curiously
honored. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#13. Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation?
Master of Stupidity: Men could make them laugh to death. It'd be too risky for them. - Author: Toba Beta
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#14. MFA in a Box is designed to help you to find the courage to put truth into words and to understand that writing is a life-and-death endeavor - but that nothing about a life-and-death endeavor keeps it from being laugh-out-loud funny. - Author: John Rember
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#15. Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Author: Alice Walker
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#16. Time rushes by and yet time is frozen. Funny how we get so exact about time at the end of life and at its beginning. She died at 6:08 or 3:46, we say, or the baby was born at 4:02. But in between we slosh through huge swatches of time
weeks, months, years, decades even. - Author: Helen Prejean
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#17. While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death - Author: Confucius
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#18. Life is a near-death experience. - Author: George Carlin
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#19. The neck in front of her came up. The head swivelled 180 degrees and the horse looked at Kin with bright insectile eyes.
'YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND,' it said inside Kin's head.
'Hell!'
'THOSE ARE NOT MEANINGFUL CO-ORDINATES. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#20. Sydney did not believe in life after death, but in her experience, admitting this could lead to long and complicated discussions in which people seemed to think that since she did not believe in God or the afterlife, there was nothing to stop her from becoming an ax murderer. - Author: Maureen F. McHugh
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#21. Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light. - Author: Megan Miranda
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#22. Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. - Author: Julia Sweeney
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#23. Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it. - Author: Upamanyu Chatterjee
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#24. Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#25. I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#26. It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. - Author: Jimi Hendrix
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#27. We tend to get a little information before we off people. It's not a play by ear sort of deal. - Author: Holly Hood
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#28. I want to give kids that fall-off-the-bed-laughing feeling. Either that, or the sixth-grade feeling that life is hard - sometimes unbearably hard - and it is ultimately about death. But in the meantime, life can be really funny, too. - Author: Kate Klise
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#29. It's a funny thing, one day you're living and the next day you're not sometimes, whether you have plans or not. Wishes and wants get trumped by the reaper every time. I don't even know if I would want a warning if it was my time. I think I'd rather be surprised. - Author: Dan Groat
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#30. Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered. - Author: Victor J. Stenger
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#31. Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Author: Soren Kierkegaard
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#32. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#33. We losers don't fear death. For us it's the end of a lifelong losing spell. - Author: Dakota Dawn
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#34. I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. - Author: Holly Hood
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#35. I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out. - Author: Orson Scott Card
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#36. Life and death played out before my very eyes.
You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. - Author: Joan Bauer
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#37. It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. - Author: Maureen Johnson
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