Life And Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 100 Life And Funny Quotes

#1. I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it. - Author: Tom Althouse
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#2. When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. - Author: Jake M. Johnson
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#3. Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible. - Author: Santosh Kalwar
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#4. What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking, but I have this permanent head filled with crap I've been trained my whole life to think is funny. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#5. Without discussing it with his mother, Anton went up to his teacher, Miss Katballe, and informed her that after seven years he was now quitting school. It was the best day of her life, she replied. With unexpected politeness he bowed, thanked her, and said, likewise. - Author: Carsten Jensen
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#6. In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. - Author: Howard Mittelmark
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#7. I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they're very, very funny people, but they don't really try to be. They're not cracking jokes. - Author: Emile Hirsch
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#8. Funny, that we always told stories with wolves and beasts and demons as villains, but in real life it seemed the humans were always the worst enemies. You could be your own villain. - Author: Liesl Shurtliff
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#9. I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn't figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren't so different after all. - Author: Dora J. Arod
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#10. The issue of who will throw the garbage won't be so trivial when no one is throwing it away, and it starts to stink. When the plates pile up in the kitchen sink, or when the bathroom is grimy and the shampoo ran out. No, it won't be funny then. - Author: Eeva Lancaster
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#11. You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it. - Author: Bill Burr
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#12. You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they'll cheat on the golf course, they'll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it's funny, but right down in their heart, they don't think it's funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats. - Author: Bob Feller
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#13. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. - Author: Josh Lieb
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#14. If I do depart this world out here, let it be known that I went out grinning will you, and loving it. LOVING IT.
Steve, are you listening ? I FEEL GREAT. Life's so joyous, so sad, so ephemeral, so crazy, so meaningless, so goddamn funny. This is paradise, and I wish I could give you some. - Author: Robyn Davidson
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#15. He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen]. - Author: Ewan McGregor
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#16. Funny . . . humanity's great at the tiny patterns. We can find quarks in an atom and Jesus's face in a tortilla. But that big picture is so elusive, so overwhelming, people refuse to believe something as obvious as their life in Des Moines affects lives in Delhi. - Author: P.J. Manney
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#17. Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there's any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about ... - Author: James Franco
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#18. I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. - Author: Brett Gelman
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#19. I think the mirror should be tilted slightly upward when it's reflecting life
toward the cheerful, the tender, the compassionate, the brave, the funny, the encouraging, all those things
and not tilted down to the gutter part of the time, into the troubled vistas of conflict. - Author: Greer Garson
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#20. Life before toilet paper was not worth living. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#21. Reassuring thoughts have a funny way of getting stuck on repeat. Then you wake up one day and you can't remember where you put the last thirty years of your life. - Author: S.A. Tawks
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#22. Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it. - Author: Peter Heller
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#23. A dear friend of my early childhood has worked as an anthropologist in Papua New Guinea for much of her life, and from the tiny island where her main work has been focused, she has brought me many funny and beautiful stories over the years. - Author: Michael Leunig
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#24. In a funny way, when things went wrong in my life - and it is my fault that they went wrong, it is not anyone else's fault - and all the glittering outside things were taken away, I was left with the things of most value. - Author: Kimberly Quinn
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#25. You support me when I falter, and give me strength to bear the pain of my past. You make me laugh until I hurt, and soothe me when I'm tied up inside. It's funny how things work out, how life can throw curveballs, yet two people wind up exactly where they're supposed to be. - Author: Kristin Miller
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#26. I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#27. The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. - Author: Lele Pons
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#28. I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! - Author: C. JoyBell C.
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#29. Funny isn't it?" said Sebastian. "The lies good people tell. He'll probably make you eggs every day for the rest of your life now, and you'll choke them down because you can't tell him you don't like them."
Clary thought of the Seelie Queen. "Love makes liars of us all? - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#30. I hate that there's never anyting good on TV on Saturday afternoons. It's like even the networks are trying to get you off your ass and have a life. - Author: Julie Murphy
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#31. In entertainment, I adore Ricky Gervais in 'Derek.' His performance is unbelievably charming, funny and poignant. In life, I adore my girlfriend. She is the most adorable person I have ever met - from her silly jokes to her cute teeth to her little drawings. - Author: Josh Zuckerman
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#32. Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. - Author: Fakeer Ishavardas
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#33. It's funny, how fast life changes. One minute you are present, and the next, you might find yourself futilely trying to get back to the world you were once part of. You might find yourself looking for people who can no longer hear you. You are in the world, but not of it. - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#34. The small things of life were often so much bigger than the great things ... the trivial pleasure like cooking, one's home, little poems especially sad ones, solitary walks, funny things seen and overheard. - Author: Barbara Pym
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#35. So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! - Author: Russell Conwell
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#36. Sonya's a real person, like your Mother. Thirty years ago, that was your Mother's biggest flaw in my eyes, and now that's the thing I love most about Sonya. It's funny how things end, isn't it? - Author: Matthew Norman
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#37. I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose. - Author: James Patterson
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#38. I slowly climbed the porch steps while wondering, what exactly did Elias know about my life in London; what precisely was wrong with his mind ...
And what was the heaviest item in my bag. - Author: Jonathan Friesen
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#39. We all struggle. Life is not fun. A lot of times, it's really painful and hard. Sometimes it's really funny. 'Foxcatcher' is kind of like a metaphor for that. - Author: Mark Schultz
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#40. But love had a funny way of giving you faith in the one who loved you back. And nothing was guaranteed in life, neither riches nor health. At the end of the day, you just had to let yourself go ... and the best place to land was in the arms of a good man. - Author: J.R. Ward
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#41. I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk. - Author: Criss Jami
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#42. I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. - Author: John Denver
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#43. I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. - Author: Julia Sweeney
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#44. Life can be very funny and very tragic. Everyone has stuff that they've been through that makes up whatever fire it is that they have in their gut, but nobody goes around wearing that as their outmost exterior, all the time. - Author: Emmy Rossum
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#45. I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life. - Author: Lalu Prasad Yadav
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#46. Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life! - Author: Saurabh Sharma
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#47. Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. - Author: Lois Greiman
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#48. A teacher is really invaluable. A teacher will instruct you in how to stabilize your energy field, increase it, and decrease the loss of energy in your life and how to be balanced, wise, and funny. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#49. Cheer up, Crips, and keep smiling. That's the thing to do. If you go through life with a smile on your face, you'll be amazed how many people will come up to you and say 'What the hell are you grinning about? What's so funny?' Make you a lot of new friends. - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
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#50. It's funny how life goes merrily along and then, boom, the past comes back and bites you in the butt. - Author: Barbara Freethy
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#51. It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. Also, it's funny because that was also the time when I went downhill. - Author: Mickey Rourke
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#52. But sometimes there's a difference between being needed and being taken advantage of. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#53. God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, "I can't take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me." - Author: Bill Maher
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#54. Life is an absolute Dream... then I wake up. - Author: Jane
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#55. The way I look at life, and the way I look at the reality of Parkinson's, is that sometimes it's frustrating and sometimes it's funny. I need to look at it that way, and I think other people will look at it that way. - Author: Michael J. Fox
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#56. Scenes change all the time. Scenes will change while you're shooting them, and you just have to roll with it 'cause that's what makes it funny. It's not being stuck in your character and how you're gonna do something, but to react to other people and to really have a real-life conversation. - Author: Yara Shahidi
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#57. I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. - Author: Paula Danziger
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#58. To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on the back nine. You may not be stronger, but hopefully you're wiser. And if you keep most of your marbles intact, you can add a note of wisdom to the coming generation. - Author: Clint Eastwood
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#59. It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round - Author: Daniel Gottlieb
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#60. Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny. - Author: Cameron Mathison
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#61. Clearly here was someone, like me, who tended to stumble through life and managed to see the funny side of situations. Someone who, like me, was fairly shy, yet not averse to expressing his opinions; someone who unlike me had a developed sense of his own worth and had the effrontery to convey it. - Author: Jane Hawking
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#62. I hear that I'm funny, and I think I'm funny, but I go in all the time for multicam, and they say that I'm not big enough, or I'm too big. I'm so confused. Okay, well, I'm funny in real life. - Author: Kirby Bliss Blanton
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#63. The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. - Author: Vance Bourjaily
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#64. I'm gonna go put my earplugs in and practice piano for hours until my fingers bleed. I practice the piano with the focus of Helen Keller - and nothing can distract me from the scent of the music.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz - Author: Karen Quan
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#65. First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. - Author: Jenji Kohan
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#66. It's a funny thing, one day you're living and the next day you're not sometimes, whether you have plans or not. Wishes and wants get trumped by the reaper every time. I don't even know if I would want a warning if it was my time. I think I'd rather be surprised. - Author: Dan Groat
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#67. I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. - Author: Andrea Fay Friedman
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#68. I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog! - Author: Matthew Lillard
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#69. When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. - Author: Katie Couric
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#70. Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched. - Author: Carl Hiaasen
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#71. There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success - Author: Pablo
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#72. I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people's nightmares. - Author: Bauvard
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#73. It's funny, when I lived in Ohio, I would read about extraordinary, eccentric characters in books and plays, but I couldn't imagine them in real life. Then I came to New York. - Author: Fiona Davis
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#74. What I like about you is that I've never met anybody like you in my life. You've got depth and you're funny and you have a sweet, good soul." A breeze from the water passes over us, "And I admire your strength. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#75. A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. - Author: Jennifer Lopez
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#76. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#77. This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#78. Hrithik is the go-to guy for queries related to diet. He is great with expressions and is funny in real life. I wonder why someone hasn't cast him in a comic role yet. - Author: Farhan Akhtar
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#79. Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. - Author: Gilbert K. Chesterton
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#80. The funny and the most beautiful thing about LOVE is..
you don't need any one else to fall in love with,, you can love yourself, the ambiance
around you, the things which belong to you, and even those which don't.. - Author: Sanhita Baruah
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#81. When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law. - Author: Carla H. Krueger
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#82. I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life. - Author: Kiefer Sutherland
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#83. If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. - Author: Jim Steinman
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#84. This person called up and said, You've got to come and take this seminar. It will completely change your life in just one weekend. And I said, Well, I don't want to completely change my life this weekend. I've got a lot of things to do on Monday. - Author: Rick Fields
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#85. Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#86. I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting ... " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing - Author: David Hasselhoff
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#87. Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom - Author: Abhysheq Shukla
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#88. It was funny how you could go somewhere and your whole life could stretch out and then you could come home and have it all shrink back to the way it was before. It was funny that it didn't stay stretched. - Author: Jodi Lynn Anderson
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#89. She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#90. When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. - Author: Kim Young-kwang
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#91. Business, like life, is funny. We all go through difficult times, and we all have to face curve balls and challenges, each and every week. And we need to laugh when things are funny. - Author: Ronnie Apteker
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#92. The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#93. It was funny, he reflected later, how one's life could alter in an
instant, how one
minute everything could be a certain way, and the next it's simply ... not - Author: Julia Quinn
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#94. My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that, - Author: Gilda Radner
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#95. Life is like a good book... some chapters engaging, some funny, some sad and some challenging...However, its all left to the design of fate in which order they are arranged... - Author: Nirmala Kasinathan
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#96. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! - Author: Ron White
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#97. I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young. - Author: Joy Behar
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#98. Anxiety in human life is what squeaking and grinding are in machinery that is not oiled. In life, trust is the oil. - Author: Henry Ward Beecher
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#99. I had to face the fact that I had been using my gay friends as props. They were always supposed to be funny and entertain me and praise me and listen to my problems, and their life was supposed to be a secret that no one wanted to hear about. I wanted them to stay in the half closet. - Author: Tina Fey
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#100. Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. - Author: Julia Sweeney
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