Lif Quotes

#1. Two are better than one,because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, the one will lif' up his fellow, but woe to him that is alone when he falleth, for he hath not another to help him up.

John Steinbeck

#2. The Animal does not question lif. It lives. It's very reason for living is life; it enjoys and relishes life.

Ray Bradbury

#3. One must reach out and try to grasp this astonishing finesse, that the value of lif cannot be estimated.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#4. Look at that. She think I got siphlus and TB and a hard-on and I gonna cut her up with a razor and lif her purse. Ooo-wee.

John Kennedy Toole

#5. LIf someone tries to steal your watch, by all means fight them off. If someone sues you for your watch, hand it over and be glad you got away so lightly.

John Mortimer

#6. People who are afraid of death are afraid of lif

Francois Lelord

#7. Lif and Lifthrasir will have children. Their children will have children.
There will be life and new life, life everywhere on earth. That was the end; and this is the beginning.

Kevin Crossley-Holland

#8. My boyfriend is not a swimmer!

Katie Hoff

#9. I'll buy something because I love it.

Lori Petty

#10. Life is a miracle and your most important goal in life is to protect this miracle. You have one more goal which is as important as this one and that is to protect the other miracles, the lives of others!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#11. My best score ever is 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

Alex Karras

#12. Words cannot do justice to the pleasures of a good bookshop. Ironically.
(Waterstones Trafalgar Square)

Waterstones

#13. A successful bloody revolution can only mean further misery for the masses.

Mahatma Gandhi

#14. Superiority to fate
Is difficult to learn.
'Tis not conferred by any,
But possible to earn
A pittance at a time,
Until, to her surprise,
The soul with strict economy
Subsists till Paradise.

Emily Dickinson

#15. And people are moody, dude. You gotta get used to living with people.

John Green

#16. People like to be able to identify a brand, and I don't really have one.

Chris Weitz

#17. To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Robert Orben