Lieutenant Scheisskopf Quotes

#1. Darling, we're going to have a baby again,' she would say to her husband.
I haven't the time,' Lieutenant Scheisskopf would grumble petulantly. 'Don't you know there's a parade going on?

Joseph Heller

#2. Why do we weep once we know that everything will be alright? We weep because the only way everything could ever be alright is in fiction. We weep because what we've seen can't be true, no matter how badly we wish it were. We weep at the truth.

Adam Levin

#3. The fundamental problem most patients have is an inability to love themselves, having been unloved by others during some crucial part of their lives.

Bernie Siegel

#4. Our admiration is so given to dead martyrs that we have little time for living heroes.

Elbert Hubbard

#5. Money does not change sickness, only the symptoms.

John Steinbeck

#6. I prefer to discover new talent by holding open auditions.

Chika Anadu

#7. Entrepreneurs who dip into soccer also keep making the same mistakes. They buy clubs promising to run them "like a business" and disappear a few seasons later amid the same public derision as the previous owners.

Simon Kuper