Lib Dems Quotes

#1. The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.

Boris Johnson

#2. Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.

Frankie Boyle

#3. And what is the reaction of the British politcal class? Well the Lib Dems, still think that the Euro is a success! I don't quiet think where Cleggy gets this from, I don't know. Prehaps he is cosidering an alternative career, as a stand up comedian, once he's out of politics.

Nigel Farage

#4. What the Lib Dems have failed to do is offer any meaningful agenda for government or for power.

Lucy Powell

#5. So our problem is not Labour, it is us, is making us attractive enough to gain disillusioned Labour support and to compete effectively with the Lib Dems for those loose votes.

Francis Maude

#6. Although my seat is a contest between Labour and the Lib Dems, it could well make the difference between a Labour and a Tory government at the next election. In terms of international development, this choice is a very clear one.

Lucy Powell

#7. The great advantage of the Lib Dems is precisely that no-one knows what they stand for.

Tony Blair

#8. The Tories and the Lib Dems talk about social mobility, but, short of winning the lottery, the only way to guarantee young people from all backgrounds the opportunity to do better and to raise aspirations is through education.

Lucy Powell

#9. Although there's a lot of focus on the Lib Dems, we need to keep our eyes on the far right of the Tories, who I suspect will become increasingly impatient in their appetite for tax cuts, deregulation and shrinking the state even further.

Frances O'Grady

#10. What's the difference between the Lib-Dems and a supermarket trolley? A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own,

Dave Prentis

#11. A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future and accepts you for who you are today.

Aleatha Romig

#12. I dreamed what all losers dream, about one day writing a book that would bring me fame and fortune.

Umberto Eco

#13. You can't hear me? Read my lips!

Stevie Wonder

#14. They left Puonvangi at the 303rd in the company of a riotous party of Binlisi conventioneers. The Birilisi were an avian species and much given to excessive narcoticism; they and Puonvangi were guaranteed to get on. There was much fluttering.

Iain M. Banks

#15. The authentic pagan has no need of religion because, whatever religion can provide, he already has it.

Rajneesh

#16. I enjoy speaking to other women about turning 50, and how we can enjoy it, and how we can explore it.

Victoria Principal

#17. The desire for narration keeps on reasserting itself, so that since modernism and fiction brought narration to an end, it is sought in memoirs.

Vivian Gornick

#18. Health care missed the PC and Internet revolutions, but it can't afford to miss the cloud and mobile revolution.

John Sculley

#19. O Woman, you are not merely the handiwork of God, but also of men; these are ever endowing you with beauty from their own hearts ... You are one-half woman and one-half dream.

Rabindranath Tagore

#20. Heaven grant that the burden you carry may have as easy an exit as it had an entrance. Prayer To A Pregnant Woman

Desiderius Erasmus