Lead Balloon Quotes

#1. Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.

David Mitchell

#2. Oh, it was a disaster, .. It went down like a lead balloon. I don't know why. I had thought the women in the audience deserved a little bit of something else after watching all those beautiful women. But I think they were shocked. Although the guys did dance nicely.

Barbara Lee

#3. He looked like a big baby goose with acne. This

Neil Strauss

#4. But remember: what belongs to the sea will always return to the sea.

--Nereid

Rick Riordan

#5. Tradition is a fine thing. Nothing comes out of the blue, except perhaps thunderbolts and they are not really very useful things.

Stacy Aumonier

#6. Your average pop song or film is a very sophisticated item, with very sophisticated ways of listening and viewing that we have not really consciously developed over the years - because we were having such a good time.

Paul Muldoon

#7. Whatever you're feeling is what you're vibrating and what you're vibrating is what you're attracting

Lynn Grabhorn

#8. It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone.

Mark Cuban

#9. ....it seems to me that a pleasurable Contemplation of Beauty has certainly an immeasurably greater value than mere Consciousness of Pleasure.

G.E. Moore

#10. I believe that God is a power underneath my life here on earth. His goodness undergirds me and uplifts me.

Wilferd Peterson

#11. In the long run, a short cut seldom is.

Malcolm Forbes