Laxmi Mata Quotes

#1. Gadzooks you plagiaries of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a sea horse ...

Steve Merrick

#2. Blah, said Toad.

Arnold Lobel

#3. I judge people on how they smell, not how they look.

Jennifer Lopez

#4. The gentlest man cannot live in peace if it does not please his wicked neighbor.

Friedrich Schiller

#5. When I was 13, Eddie Murphy was to me what Chris Tucker was to 13-year-olds when I made 'Rush Hour.' And 'Rush Hour' really came out of the fact that I grew up watching 'Beverly Hills Cop' and '48 Hrs.'

Brett Ratner

#6. South Korea's investment in Russia has not been smooth, ... Korea had planned to carry out 126 investment projects worth 273 million, but in reality, only 91 projects worth 137 million are under way.

Vladimir Putin

#7. What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.

Kyle Kinane

#8. My parents decided - because they were not going to teach us anything Jewish at home - to send both me and my sister to a Jewish primary school. So I went to Kerem Primary School in Hampstead Garden Suburb. But, for me, that school really didn't work that well.

Noreena Hertz

#9. If the rest of them can survive only by destroying us, then why should we wish them to survive? ... Nothing can make it moral to destroy the best. One can't be punished for being good. One can't be penalized for ability.

Ayn Rand

#10. Infidelity doesn't have to be the most devastating that can happen in a marriage.

Carole Matthews

#11. Comes off like she's got the mental capacity of broccoli,

J.D. Robb

#12. Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Kristen Schaal

#13. Look toward the Soul's guidance, which is not just ready to be shared - but, awaits you acceptance.

Eleesha