Laughter Is Priceless Quotes

#1. Laughter lifts us over high ridges and lights up dark valleys in a way that makes life so much easier. It is a priceless gem, a gift of release and healing direct from Heaven.

Alan Cohen

#2. As you celebrate your special day I hope you are showered with priceless gifts of love, thoughtfulness, friendships, family, laughter and good times. These are just a few simple presents that money can't buy and that you absolutely deserve! Happy Birthday!

Carlos Wallace

#3. At times failure is very necessary for the artist. It reminds him that failure is not the ultimate disaster. And this reminder liberates him from the mean fussing of perfectionism.

John Berger

#4. The best of sermons have never been a belch of information or piety.

Calvin Miller

#5. Fiction has to be plausible. All history has to do is happen.

Harry Turtledove

#6. Human nature being what it was, the only time you could really be sure you weren't being lied to was when you were talking to yourself.

Kenneth Eade

#7. There is scarcely an aspect of the American character to which humor is not related, few which in some sense it has not governed ... It is a lawless element, full of surprises.

Constance Rourke

#8. Everything beeps now.

George Carlin

#9. I feel like cotton candy: sugar and air. Squeeze me and I'd turn into a small sickly damp wad of weeping pinky-red.

Margaret Atwood

#10. Changing the Law might take a while, he said simply.

Cassandra Clare

#11. It would be unfair to expect other people to be as brilliant as oneself.

Oscar Wilde

#12. Every time I wake up, I see myself like somebody beat me up.

Javier Bardem