Laughing Jack Sayings

#1. I heard you laughing,' Jack said. He wanted to say something about the quality of that terrible laughter, but he did not know how to begin. So he said, ' I've never heard anyone laugh like you do.

Isobelle Carmody

#2. The creature bleated like a wounded goat, which is kind of what its face looked like,

Hunter Shea

#3. I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.

Jack Benny

#4. Like swimming squirrels, you navigate with the help of Heaven and a stiff breeze, but you never land where you hope to - do you?

Robert W. Chambers

#5. Jack with no expression was hot.
Jack with a smile was mega hot.
Jake laughing out loud at something you've said- effing priceless.

J.A. Hornbuckle

#6. I interrupted to make Uncle Jack let me know when he would pull it out, but he held up a bloody splinter in a pair of tweezers and said he yanked it while I was laughing, that was what was known as relativity.

Harper Lee

#7. My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.'

Ozzy Osbourne

#8. I think AIDS can be won. I think we can win this fight. It is winnable. But it means behavior change.

Franklin Graham

#9. A tear today is an investment in a laugh tomorrow.

Jack Hyles

#10. The black shadow cares for itself, not for you.

Julius Streicher

#11. If you haven't got a sense of humor you're making your life a hundred times harder. It doesn't matter what happens to you, if you can have a laugh about it, and don't take yourself so serious, you have the battles halfway won.

Jack Bruce

#12. When is the last time you saw a Lamborghini sale?

Chris Campbell

#13. Once she had loved Prince Joffrey with all her heart, and admired and trusted her his mother, the queen. They had repaid that love and trust with her father's head. Sansa would never make that mistake again.

George R R Martin

#14. The chance of failure is almost always better than the guarantee of never knowing.

Aaron Levie

#15. And of course I'm a chauvinist, but it isn't my fault."
"It isn't?"
"No, Jack was born first and I share his genes. I can't help it if he infected me inside the womb."
Briony burst out laughing. "I should have known that would be your excuse.

Christine Feehan

#16. What is the weight of a tear? The single tear falls when the buckets have stopped, when dry eyes and a slightly raised chin sometimes let it slip, like a prayer. It carries the weight of a lifetime.

Wendy Murray

#17. People say I try to be the centre of attention, but I think I just try to make people laugh.

Jack P. Shepherd

#18. I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh, God, I just made Jack Benny laugh."

Harry Shearer

#19. And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling.

Jack Dee

#20. I will not waste it arguing about the merits of this short story or that poem. Why would I, when all such opinions are subjective, and no final resolution can ever be reached?" Some

Stephen King

#21. When I first met Jack, I was terrified of him. I wasn't expecting a fun, laughing, enjoyable, exciting guy. I walked into his office like most people, with my knees knocking together. I was scared.

Suzy Welch

#22. The earth has a mouth?" Buckley asked.
A big round mouth but with no lips," my father said.
Jack," my mother said, laughing, "stop it. Do you know I caught him outside growling at the snapdragons?

Alice Sebold

#23. Ana wished very much that she could discuss this with Faolan

Juliet Marillier