Last Of The Summer Wine Funny Quotes

#1. Maybe you should've let God do the planning, rather than doing it yourself.

C.B. Cook

#2. When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

Gabriel Iglesias

#3. I like people to go away from a Queen show feeling fully entertained, having had a good time.

Freddie Mercury

#4. Dreams get you into the future and add excitement to the present.

Robert Conklin

#5. I am from the class that has, in a sense, benefited from the status quo, but everyone still gets victimized.

Benigno Aquino III

#6. Time is the moving image of eternity.

Plato

#7. In the life of everyone there is a limited number of experiences which are not written upon the memory, but stamped there with a die; and in the long years after, they can be called up in detail, and every emotion that was stirred by them can be lived through anew; these are the tragedies of life.

James Weldon Johnson

#8. Time is on the side of truth.

Ezra Taft Benson

#9. It took many years to accept that fantasy is the fuel for my storytelling passion, and without that, I really am a hack, writing for money or approval rather than for the pure delight of storytelling.

Kelley Armstrong

#10. Sometimes we have thoughts that even we don't understand. Thoughts that aren't even true - that aren't really how we feel - but they're running through our heads anyway because they're interesting to think about.

Jay Asher

#11. Growing old seemed to be full of never-again moments.

Kaje Harper

#12. Living Life Tomorrow's fate, though thou be wise, Thou canst not tell nor yet surmise; Pass, therefore, not today in vain, For it will never come again.

Omar Khayyam

#13. The body needs its rest, and sleep is extremely important in any health regimen. There should be three main things: eating, exercise and sleep. All three together in the right balance make for a truly healthy lifestyle.

Rohit Shetty

#14. A banjo will get you through times of no money, but money won't get you through times of no banjo

John Hartford

#15. I believe in God ... but I don't believe in religion. Religion is used to manipulate and punish. Used in a thousand ways for profit for even in the church, money is still the 'real' God.

V.C. Andrews