Top 100 Lannister Quotes
#1. Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs
George R R Martin
#2. So the wolfling is leaving his den to play among the lions, he said in a voice of quiet satisfaction.
George R R Martin
#3. That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.
George R R Martin
#4. Warn you, Lannister, you'll find no inns at the Wall," he had said, looking down on him. "No doubt you'll find some place to put me," Tyrion had replied. "As you might have noticed, I'm small.
George R R Martin
#5. My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.
George R R Martin
#7. I beg you both, take heart.'(Varys)
'Whose?' asked Tyrion sourly. He could think of several tempting choices.
George R R Martin
#8. The dwarf has played her like a set of pipes, and she is too deaf to hear the tune.
George R R Martin
#10. Once a man has seen a dragon in flight, let him stay home and tend his garden in content, someone had written once, for this wide world has no greater wonder. Tyrion scratched at his scar and tried to recall the author's name.
George R R Martin
#12. I am Cersei of House Lannister, a lion of the Rock, the rightful queen of these Seven Kingdoms, trueborn daughter of Tywin Lannister. And hair grows back.
George R R Martin
#14. I was not born this morning, Lannister."
"No, but you're like to die this afternoon.
George R R Martin
#15. Did I offend you?" Lannister said. "Sorry. Dwarfs don't have to be tactful. Generations of capering fools in motley have won me the right to dress badly and say any damn thing that comes into my head.
George R R Martin
#16. I wonder what the High Septon would have to say about the sanctity of oaths sworn while dead drunk, chained to a wall, with a sword pressed to your chest?
George R R Martin
#17. Jaime smiled knowingly. Men will read all sorts of things into a knowing smile if you let them.
George R R Martin
#18. A Lannister always paid his debts.
Anonymous
#19. He pushed away from her and raised his arm, forcing his stump into her face. A Hand without a hand? A bad jape, sister. Don't ask me to rule.
George R R Martin
#20. I have more concern for my nephew's welfare than for Lannister pride.
George R R Martin
#21. It's death and destruction I want to bring down upon House Lannister, not scorn. Jon said.
George R R Martin
#22. Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.
George R R Martin
#23. He was a Lannister of Casterly Rock, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard; no sellsword would make him scream.
Sunlight ran silver along the edge of the arakh as it came shivering down, almost too fast to see. And Jaime screamed.
George R R Martin
#24. Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'
Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.
George R R Martin
#25. The Lannister woman is our queen, and her pride is said to grow with every passing year.
George R R Martin
#26. His cloak was Lannister crimson, but his surcoat showed the ten purple mullets of his own House arrayed upon a yellow field.
George R R Martin
#27. You pull anyone from an alien planet down to Earth, and you want to show them great work, show them Tywin Lannister on 'Game of Thrones.' I mean, it's just as good as it gets.
Alex Graves
#28. Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy."
"How odd. I think quite the same of you.
George R R Martin
#29. A fool more foolish than most had once jested that even Lord Tywin's shit was flecked with gold. Some said the man was still alive, deep in the bowels of Casterly Rock.
George R R Martin
#30. It was that white cloak that soiled me, not the other way around.
George R R Martin
#31. Don't call me Lord Snow."
The dwarf lifted an eyebrow. "Would you rather be called the Imp? Let them see that their words can cut you and you'll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can't hurt you with it anymore.
George R R Martin
#35. The Imp," said Littlefinger as Lord Varys watched her face. "Tyrion Lannister.
George R R Martin
#36. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?
George R R Martin
#37. I spent a lot of time [between takes] apologising to Peter Dinklage [Dance's on-screen son, Tyrion Lannister] because I treat him appallingly.
Charles Dance
#38. Tyrion pushed forward. "MY LORDS! " he shouted. He had to shout, to have any hope of being heard.
His father raised a hand. Bit by bit, the hall grew silent.
George R R Martin
#40. I am only a little lion, child, and I vow, I shall not savage you.
George R R Martin
#42. I will say, I think it odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act.
George R R Martin
#43. That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead.
George R R Martin
#44. She is the widow of a Dothraki khal, a mother of dragons and sacker of cities, Aegon the Conqueror with teats.
George R R Martin
#46. Come at once. Help me. Save me. I need you as I have never needed you before. I love you, I love you, I love you. Come at once-Cersei Lannister
George R R Martin
#47. The oft repeated jape about his father was just another lie, Lord Tywin Lannister in the end did not shit gold.
George R R Martin
#48. Jaime had decided that he would return Sansa, and the younger girl as well if she could be found. It was not like to win him back his honor, but the notion of keeping faith when they all expected betrayal amused him more than he could say.
George R R Martin
#50. Every once in a very long while, Lord Tywin Lannister would actually threaten to smile; he never did, but the threat alone was terrible to behold.
George R R Martin
#51. Your Grace," he said, when he and Cersei were alone, "I was wondering. Are you drunk, or merely stupid?
George R R Martin
#52. Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
George R R Martin
#53. He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf," Haldon said after an exchange with the guard in his own tongue.
Tyrion forced himself to smile at the man. "Tell him that it is even better luck to suck on a dwarf's cock.
George R R Martin
#54. I don't have much of an attention span for TV - I nod off during the basketball playoffs - but when I watch 'Game of Thrones' on On Demand, I'm glued to the set. It's mystical and addictive. Tyrion Lannister, that's my man.
Steve Harvey
#57. ... When you've know me longer, you'll learn that I mean everything I say."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies. Lord Petyr ...
George R R Martin
#58. I hope his sword is quicker than his wits. The day may come that Tommen has some need of it.
George R R Martin
#59. My brother is undoubtedly arrogant," Tyrion Lannister replied. "My father is the soul of avarice, and my sweet sister Cersei lusts for power with every waking breath. I, however, am innocent as a little lamb. Shall I bleat for you?
George R R Martin
#60. Ser Gerold Hightower had begun his history, and Ser Barristan Selmy had continued it, but the rest Jaime Lannister would need to write for himself. He could write whatever he chose, henceforth.
Whatever he chose ...
George R R Martin
#61. The little lordlings would gladly part with their daughters should a Lannister come asking, but they cherished their old family swords.
Anonymous
#62. Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You are still maiden, I hope?"
Her broad homely face turned red. "Yes."
"Oh, good," Jaime said. "I only rescue maidens.
George R R Martin
#63. None taken, Ser Jaremy. My father is very fond of spiked heads, especially those of people who have annoyed him in some fashion. And a face as noble as yours, well, no doubt he saw you decorating the city wall above King's Gate. I think you would have looked very striking up there.
George R R Martin
#66. I crossed a thousand leagues to come to you, and lost the best part of me along the way. Don't tell me to leave.
George R R Martin
#67. Most have been forgotten. Most deserve to be forgotten. The heroes will always be remembered. The best. The best and the worst. And a few who were a bit of both.
George R R Martin
#68. If I faint, pull me out. No Lannister has ever drowned in his bath and I don't mean to be the first." "Why should I care how you die?" "You swore a solemn vow.
George R R Martin
#71. I do solemnly proclaim Tyrion of House Lannister and Sansa of House Stark to be man and wife, one flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever, and cursed be the one who comes between them.
George R R Martin
#72. I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.
George R R Martin
#73. You are done with whores. The next one I find in your bed, I'll hang." - Tywin Lannister
George R R Martin
#74. The light was so dim that Jaime could scarcely see her, though they stood a scant few feet apart. 'In this light she could almost be a beauty', he thought. 'In this light she could almost be a knight'.
George R R Martin
#75. Underneath his steal and wool and boiled leather, Jaime Lannister was a tapestry of cuts and scabs and bruises.
George R R Martin
#77. There is a long league's worth of difference between willful and stupid. - Tywin Lannister
George R R Martin
#78. She never forgets a slight, real or imagined. She takes caution for cowardice and dissent for defiance. And she is greedy. Greedy for power, for honour, for love.
George R R Martin
#79. It was bitingly cold up here,and the wind pulled at his clothes like an insistent lover.
George R R Martin
#81. There is no limit to Lannister pride or Lannister ambition," Catelyn
George R R Martin
#83. Cersei Lannister: I shall wear this as a badge of honor.
Robert Barathon: Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again.
George R R Martin
#84. Tyrion Lannister: Someone should tell the cooks that turnips isn't a meat.
George R R Martin
#85. Why should you want to help him?" "Your brother Jon asked it of me. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things." Tyrion Lannister placed a hand over his heart and grinned. The
George R R Martin
#86. There were other things to tend to first. There were other debts to pay.
George R R Martin
#87. Ser Alliser Thorne was the only man at table who did not so much as crack a smile. "Lannister mocks us." "Only you, Ser Alliser," Tyrion said. This time the laughter round the table had a nervous, uncertain quality to it.
George R R Martin
#88. No one looked at him. No one spoke to him. No one paid him any mind. He was surrounded by men sworn to House Lannister, a vast host twenty thousand strong, and yet he was alone.
George R R Martin
#89. Remember, whatever the price ... I'll beat it! I like living!
Tyrion Lannister
George R R Martin
#90. Jaime gave her [Brienne] a hard smile. "See, wench? We know each other too well.
George R R Martin
#91. Another name? Oh, certainly. And when the Faceless Men come to kill me, I'll say, 'No, you have the wrong man, I'm a different dwarf with a hideous facial scar.' Both Lannisters laughed at the absurdity of it all. (Tyrion Lannister)
George R R Martin
#92. I heard a Lannister always pays his debts."
"Oh, every penny ... but never a groat more. You'll get the meal you bargained for, but it won't be sauced with gratitude, and in the end it will not nourish you.
George R R Martin
#93. If there are gods, why is the world so full of pain and injustice?'
'Because of men like you.
George R R Martin
#94. When soldiers lack discipline, the fault lies with their lord commander.
George R R Martin
#95. Inform him that he does not have my leave to die. - Cercei Lannister
George R R Martin
#97. We'll shove our swords up Tywin Lannister's bunghole soon enough,
George R R Martin
#99. Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He's been taken by the Starks and we've lost Riverrun and now her stupid brother is calling himself a king.
The dwarf smiled crookedly. All sorts of people are calling themselves kings these days.
George R R Martin
#100. Winter is coming, warned the Stark words, and truly it had come to them with a vengeance. But it is high summer for House Lannister. So why am I so bloody cold?
George R R Martin
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