Top 100 Landers Quotes

#1. Who needed drugs when winning felt this good?

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #2244
#2. If criticism is needed, do it tactfully. Don't use a sledgehammer when a fly swatter will do the job.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #9227
#3. What we steadily, consciously, habitually think we are, that we tend to become.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #37121
#4. No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it - and sometimes one of them doesn't know.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #43371
#5. People of integrity expect to be believed. They also know time will prove them right and are willing to wait.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #54951
#6. Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

Jay Leno

Landers Quotes #59149
#7. A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks he does.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #69290
#8. Never let an opportunity pass to give a well-deserved compliment.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #83150
#9. Doran set it in front of her with a grin that made her want to slap him so hard his grandkids would feel it.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #119092
#10. The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #119643
#11. Discovering your purpose and making it happen are two different things.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #122604
#12. The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #132836
#13. An ancient human religious figure known as John the Baptist had once claimed, "The truth shall make you free," but if Aelyx remembered correctly, John's honesty had been rewarded with a gruesome decapitation. Aelyx hoped for better results.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #133297
#14. She had no idea what the future would hold for any of them, beyond possibilities as infinite as the stars.

And really, that was enough.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #156360
#15. What's wrong? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed again?

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #159996
#16. Come in here and take notes for me." Solara didn't move.
A rustling of blankets sounded from the other room, followed by a heavy sigh. "Stay there," he grumbled. "I'll get dressed and come to you. But for future reference, anyone who stinks like a toolshed is safe from my advances.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #166050
#17. A girl's gotta get her glam on when the world turns its back on her.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #170723
#18. I don't like the way he looks at you."
"How does he look at me?"
"Like he wants to dock his ship inside your spaceport."
"You've cracked.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #189452
#19. I'm not sorry it happened," she told him.
Doran turned to meet her eyes, shaking his head as he took her face in his palm. "Me neither," he said. "I'm sorry how it happened.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #193600
#20. You'll feel better after a new pair of jeans and a triple fudge meltdown. And if that doesn't work, we'll watch Magic Mike."

Cara laughed as tears welled in her eyes. "Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #212349
#21. Being interested is more important than being interesting.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #215311
#22. These final hours until Aelyx's departure were no more or less important than the millions of other hours they would share over a lifetime.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #217352
#23. The way I acted...It wasn't you"
"Oh, no. You're not even human. You don't get to use the It's not you, it's me line!

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #223192
#24. Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #255708
#25. How can we understand what we've never experienced and adapt without making mistakes?

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #262855
#26. No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #274509
#27. In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #308155
#28. One of the best ways to measure people is how they behave when something free is offered.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #310958
#29. One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #314375
#30. More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #331359
#31. I think you'll look back and regret letting go of the person you really loved." Renny reached out, covering her hand with his. "The one who was there for so long you stopped noticing his shine.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #342250
#32. If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #357472
#33. A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #359826
#34. ~

"Everyone's blessed with one special thing."

~

Brock Landers

Landers Quotes #368371
#35. I'm your personal jock-blocker, baby." Tori reached into her jeans pocket and handed over a half-eaten Snickers bar. "Happy Douche Liberation Day.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #372586
#36. No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #376146
#37. The adult who is constantly changing friends and changing mates is immature. He/she cannot stick it out because he/she has not grown up.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #379630
#38. What's this?" He brought the brown square to his nose.
"It smells musty."
"It's chocolate. You'll love it."
"That's what you said about Skittles. I vomited a rainbow afterward.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #379761
#39. When you preach hatred, how do you expect your followers to respond?

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #404597
#40. Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, "I was wrong." And, when he/she is right, the mature person need not experience the satisfaction of saying, "I told you so."

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #405732
#41. When a person begins to yell during an argument, it is a tip-off that he is unsure of himself.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #414354
#42. Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking what a fire hydrant feels about dogs.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #436870
#43. Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not strive to look better by making others look worse.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #465006
#44. Grown-up people can wait.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #466735
#45. Maturity isn't a product of growing older. It's a product of growing wiser.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #470489
#46. There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #471931
#47. I won't be your intergalactic booty call.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #489870
#48. At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #509429
#49. Marriage is not a reform school.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #518200
#50. Some people believe that holding on and hanging there are signs of strength, but there are times in life when it takes much more strength just to let go.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #520315
#51. Experience, they say, is the best teacher, but we get the grade first and the lesson later.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #530042
#52. There are really only three types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, What happened?

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #547867
#53. An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #549234
#54. Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #558387
#55. It was both terrifying and glorious in it's intensity. It was love.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #562886
#56. One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #577480
#57. Children have an uncanny way of living up - or down - to what is expected of them.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #585902
#58. I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #586725
#59. Maintaining self-respect in the face of a devastating experience is of prime importance.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #601724
#60. Don't indulge in gossip ... People who throw mudballs always manage to end up getting a little on themselves.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #602245
#61. Well, your last boyfriend had a nose like a weasel." "Maybe it wasn't his nose that made him special." Kane made a face. "Thanks for the visual. Excuse me while I vomit to death.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #608665
#62. Predation is so fundamental to nature that it seems absurd to demonize it for any animal, including humans.

Jackson Landers

Landers Quotes #610623
#63. We need not fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares immortality with us.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #614746
#64. I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #616295
#65. Can I borrow the car today, Mom? We'll get soaked if we walk-"
"Hmph," Dad interrupted. "When I was a boy-"

"Yeah, yeah," Cara interrupted back. "You walked to school naked in the snow or something. So can I?

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #622823
#66. Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #628728
#67. She'd learned that home was a fluid thing and whether on a planet, a satellite, or a rusted bucket of a ship, this crew was her home.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #629596
#68. I used to hate looking at my markings. But the captain taught me they don't mean anything. Because I'm more than the sum of my mistakes.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #632552
#69. Maturity is the ability to harness your abilities and your energies and do more than is expected. The mature person refuses to settle for mediocrity. He/she would rather aim high and miss the mark than low-and make it.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #634920
#70. If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #650150
#71. Are you better off with him or without him?

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #668538
#72. Bill walked slowly to Cara's dressed and leaned on the edge, folding his arms as the pine creaked under his weight. Even the furniture feared this man.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #669869
#73. People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an acknowledgment within three months, phone and ask if it was received. If the bride and groom are embarrassed, fine. They deserve to be.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #685137
#74. You forgot your dress," Renny said, staring straight ahead while he white-knuckled the control wheel and jettisoned toward the security checkpoint.
"Never let anyone tell you," she panted, "that I don't know how to make an exit.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #685955
#75. Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #686409
#76. Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #702108
#77. It's like our whole culture is based on frivolity, and I never noticed before." -Cara

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #713447
#78. It's one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #713460
#79. Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high, look it quarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #722589
#80. Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #725461
#81. Most of us are great with change, as long it was our idea. But change imposed from the outside can send some people into a tailspin. - Myrna Landers

Louise Penny

Landers Quotes #745013
#82. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #763751
#83. Maturity is the ability to live in peace with that which we cannot change.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #774745
#84. The real question is why are millions of people so unhappy, so bored, so unfulfilled, that they are willing to drink, snort, inject or inhale any substance that might blot out reality and give them a bit of temporary relief.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #783345
#85. A happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #789205
#86. I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #795980
#87. If you want to catch trout, don't fish in a herring barrel.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #819393
#88. Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #839135
#89. The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #849077
#90. Class is considerate of others. It knows that good manners is nothing more than a series of petty sacrifices.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #856016
#91. Some men have no idea how to romance a woman. However, women who teach their husbands what they like will be well-rewarded.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #857394
#92. A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #897062
#93. The true measure of a person is how they treat someone who can do them aboslutely no good

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #916393
#94. Aelyx had promised things were fine between them, but Mister "I Would Never Lie To You" was about as honest as a felon.

Melissa Landers

Landers Quotes #949021
#95. Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #984833
#96. Find comfort in the knowledge that no imitator ever comes off as well as the original.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #985641
#97. Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #987823
#98. Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #991139
#99. When life's problems seem overwhelming, look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself fortunate.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #1025794
#100. Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.

Ann Landers

Landers Quotes #1041934

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