Lampoons Crossword Quotes

#1. Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.

Victor Hugo

#2. No other country in the world disenfranchises people who are released from prison in a manner even remotely resembling the United States. In fact, the United Nations Human Rights Committee has charged that U.S. disenfranchisement policies are discriminatory and violate international law.

Michelle Alexander

#3. What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera.

Aldous Huxley

#4. Do they want to keep me in a glass box so nothing and no one can hurt me?

Jodi Ellen Malpas

#5. Most crime fiction, no matter how 'hard-boiled' or bloodily forensic, is essentially sentimental, for most crime writers are disappointed romantics.

John Banville

#6. A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!

Jerry Smith

#7. Hatred observes with more care than love does.

Mason Cooley

#8. I don't believe in natural science.

Kurt Godel

#9. The real key to accepting and enduring a particular trial or persecution, or to persevering victoriously through a certain period of suffering, is discipleship.

John F. MacArthur Jr.

#10. Even to this day, grace remains hard to swallow. Religiosity and moralism go down easier than free forgiveness.

Robert Farrar Capon

#11. If you never open a map until you're lost, you're missing out on all the fun.

Ken Jennings

#12. I knew little about short story writing then so it was rough going, but I did find the experience very memorable.

Haruki Murakami

#13. There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness.

Marc Maron

#14. Politicians.Their first thoughts are always with the loved ones of the British serviceman tragically killed in action.
And whether they'll vote New Labour at the next election.
There's no need to be cynical, Susan.
Why not?
You've got me there.

William Donaldson