Lampooned Quotes

#1. Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

Geraldo Rivera

#2. Being lampooned on 'South Park' is hardly something to complain about. They brought the issue of the dolphin and whale slaughter by the Japanese to a very large audience. I could not really care less how I was portrayed.

Paul Watson

#3. Everything needs to be lampooned. I believe that there's not any sacred ground.

Thomas Middleditch

#4. Only the great generalizations survive. The sharp words of the Declaration of Independence, lampooned then and since as 'glittering generalities,' have turned out blazing ubiquities that will burn forever and ever.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. Nietzsche lampooned the romantics of his day (a half century later), noting that "they muddy the waters to make them look deep.

Robert Solomon

#6. Sarah Palin is a figure of fun on the American left, easily lampooned as a know-nothing, gun-toting ex-beauty queen who loves God and the red, white and blue above pretty much anything else except for Todd, her macho husband, who races snowmobiles across the Alaskan tundra.

Jay Parini

#7. Yes, just like those flowers. There's something strained, but there's beauty in that. Something like that

Koushun Takami

#8. Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but we rather have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.

Aristotle.

#9. As long as she doesn't turn too smart for men
For the stupid ones, she will, Madame. But who wants them anyway? A stupid man is every woman's' downfall.

Nina George

#10. Ronaldo is a unique player for all of his talent and his professionalism. He is a player who is extraordinarily consistent.

Carlo Ancelotti

#11. It's almost a work-shopping process to create the characters with the actors.

Doug Liman

#12. Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.

William Penn

#13. Like hedonistic consumption, we are encouraged to believe that the excesses of the family are normal and that it is abnormal to believe that one can have a functional, loving family.

Bell Hooks

#14. On Andrew Jackson: His native strength compelled every man to be his tool that came within his reach; and the more cunning the individual might be, it served only to make him a sharper tool.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

#15. Have I dated a supermodel? Of course not. I'd look ridiculous.

Moby

#16. The revolution of consciousness is connected to the food revolution

Bryant McGill

#17. A joyful spirit is evidence of a grateful heart.

Maya Angelou

#18. I did a TV show called 'Unit 1.' It wasn't a bad experience, but yes, the first season I didn't have a good time because I was coming from Nicolas Winding Refn films where the corners were sharp and radical, but now we had round corners.

Mads Mikkelsen

#19. These descendants divined myths in what was really history, for true memories were forgotten in chaos as vast arrays of daivi astras used in the Great War ravaged the land. That war destroyed almost everything. It took centuries for India to regain its old cultural vigour and intellectual depth.

Amish Tripathi